1 ext. hong
kong, skyline - night 1
A nice panoramic view of the skyline of Hong Kong, so the
viewers know where they are. Over this, Caption: Hong Kong
cut to:
2 ext. hong
kong, tea house - night 1
We see a typical Hong Kong night time tea house, with lots of
bird cages hung outside and inside the store. All filled with pet birds
patrons to the store have brought along.
cut to:
3 int. hong
kong, tea house - night 1
CUE CASEY, sitting at a table, sipping some tea.
Alongside him are CHUCK and MORGAN. Their eyes are focused on a table
across the restaurant, where 3 men are seated, sipping tea and chatting.
Alongside their table are several bird cages hanging on coat racks, with the
birds within chirping loudly in order to be heard above the chatter in the
store.
CUT TO the 3 men, who now seem to be arguing.
CUT TO Casey, who motions to Chuck. Chuck gets up and
starts heading to the table they are watching.
CUT TO the 3 men who are joined by another man, a tall, scary
looking man named CUE MARGARITA, who is a notorious hitman employed
by the Hong Kong triads. He grabs a seat and pours himself some tea.
CUT TO Chuck, who turns to his left and heads to a side
corridor as if going to the bathroom. The camera focuses on the back of
Chuck's neck and we see a wire. Chuck then turns to face the camera and
we see him flashing on Cantonese language skills.
cut to:
4 int. hong
kong, spy van - night 1
CUE SARAH, sitting inside the spy van listening in to the
Cantonese conversation at the tea house, and translating for Casey and
Morgan.
sarah
The merchandise isn't worth that much...I'm not paying more
than fifty thousand yuan for that crap...
CUT TO:
5 int. hong
kong, tea house - night 1
The arguing between the 3 men and Margarita increases in
intensity. In a fit of rage, Margarita knocks a nearby bird cage off its
stand and the cage rolls towards Casey.
slow motion:
CUT TO Casey, who stands up as the bird cage rolls towards
him. With one powerful stomp, he breaks the bird cage, allowing the birds
to fly out and the base to collapse open at his feet. We see 2 handguns
within.
CUT TO Margarita and the 3 goons, who realize they have been
caught in a sting operation. They get up and begin to draw their weapons.
CUT TO Casey, who falls to the floor to grab the 2
guns. Morgan ducks under the table.
CUT TO Chuck, who pulls out a hidden tranq pistol.
regular motion:
CUT TO Casey, who fires 2 shots from each of his pistols,
dropping 2 of the 3 goons. Only Margarita and 1 goon remain.
CUT TO Margarita and the goon, with pistols drawn, start
firing at Casey and Morgan as they make their escape.
CUT TO Chuck, who fires a single shot from his tranq pistol.
CUT TO goon, who falls to the floor unconscious.
Margarita turns around and fires a few shots at Chuck.
CUT TO Chuck, who quickly evades the shots. Chuck then
races in pursuit.
CUT TO Casey and Morgan, who follow in pursuit.
cut to:
6 int. hong
kong, tea house, stairs - night 1
Margarita is running down a flight of stairs. As he is
running down we see Sarah at the further away with pistol raised.
sarah
Freeze Margarita! Federal agent!
Margarita fires a few shots at Sarah, who jumps out of the
way.
CUT TO Casey and Chuck who are now following down the stairs.
Margarita turns around and fires a few shots at Chuck.
CUT TO Casey and Chuck. Casey pushes Chuck out of the
way, causing Chuck to fall over the handrail and land on a couch below.
Simultaneously Casey leans over the handrail to evade the bullets and begins
firing both guns.
CUT TO Margarita, who is shot several times and falls down
the stairs, dead.
CUT TO Chuck, who is getting up from the couch.
chuck
Uhh...Casey...we needed him alive, remember?
CUT TO Sarah, who is running over to Chuck.
sarah
Honey, you alright?
CHUCK
I am now sweetheart. Do I get a kiss?
sarah
Chuck...this is no place for married people to kiss!
chuck
Then why did you marry me?
Chuck and Sarah kiss.
CUT TO Casey, who grunts.
cut to:
7 int. hong
kong, renaissance harbour view hotel, chuck and sarah's hotel room - night 1
Chuck, Sarah, Casey and Morgan are seated in front of a
MacBook.
CUT TO the Macbook screen, where we see General BECKMAN
online.
beckman
Well team...the mission was definitely not a success, but it
wasn't a failure either. We now have information connecting the Hong Kong
triad run by Johnny Wong to Margarita, which would explain how those Chinese
manufactured pistols made their way illegally into the United States and into
the hands of criminals back here.
CUT TO Casey:
casey
At least Johnny Wong is down one international
connection. It's going to take some time for him to find a replacement.
BECKMAN
That's the next item on the agenda. We are going to
provide him the replacement.
morgan
How are we going to do that?
BECKMAN
Since Chuck impersonated Rafe Gruber, there are many in the
criminal world who believe Chuck is in fact Gruber, the notorious sharp shooter
assassin.
CHUCK
You want me to pretend to be Rafe again?
BECKMAN
That is exactly what I'm suggesting Chuck.
CHUCK
(in Rafe voice)
I'll do it.
Beckman rolls her eyes and ends the online communication.
CUT TO Chuck.
chuck
So I have to play a lethal assassin once again.
casey
Which means going solo...
SARAH
I don't like this either Chuck, but Beckman gave us her
orders.
MORGAN
Guess I got to start drafting up fake paperwork and records...
Casey and Morgan get up and leave. We hear the sound of
the door shut in the background.
sarah
We may not be able to see each other for a while...
CHUCK
Why? I only have to play Rafe to infiltrate Johnny
Wong's gang.
sarah
He has people to tell him things Chuck. You have to be
Rafe...and if you're spotted with CIA agents and law enforcement officials...
CHUCK
Well...can't Rafe be married?
sarah
Doesn't fit the profile of an assassin.
CHUCK
How about an ex-wife? Or significant lover?
cut to:
8 ext. hong
kong, office tower, rooftop - day 2
Chuck is being escorted to a waiting helicopter wearing a
strait jacket by several Hong Kong policemen. They put him on the chopper
and it flies off.
fade to:
9 int. hong
kong, prison, hallway - day 2
Chuck is being led down a prison hallway between cells.
He is handcuffed and being escorted by a prison GUARD.
guard
Oh happy days...Look guys...you got a new housemate...it's
Rafe Gruber...notorious assassin.
cut to:
10 int.
hong kong, prison, eating area - day 2
Chuck is eating in the prison dining area along with his
fellow inmates. He is seated at at end of the table by himself, with no
one in the seats immediately beside him. Suddenly 2 convicts each grab
one of the free chairs; they are PRETTY BOY, a skinny Asian gangster with a
mohawk and MAD DOG, a mean, ugly body builder with wavy black hair and an eye
patch over his right eye (he looks like Hong Kong stunt coordinator Philip
Kwok).
chuck
(Doing his Rafe voice)
Hello?
mad dog
Are you Rafe?
CHUCK
Yes.
pretty boy
I've heard stories about you man!
mad dog
What happened? How did you end up here?
CHUCK
I was unlucky. Caught by Chinese police while finishing
a job here in Hong Kong.
Chuck takes a few more bites, then looks at Mad Dog.
CHUCK
I'm not used to talking to people whose names I don't know.
mad dog
I'm Phil...but everybody calls me Mad Dog.
CHUCK
Why?
PRETTY BOY
Because he's a vicious street fighter. And I'm Pretty
Boy.
CHUCK
Pretty Boy. Mad Dog. Pleased to meet you.
mad dog
Wow Rafe! You're really pleased to meet us?
PRETTY BOY
Really?
CHUCK
Yeah.
mad dog
Cool! Rafe Gruber is pleased to meet us!
CHUCK
So...uhh...how did you two get in here?
MAD DOG
Well...umm...
PRETTY BOY
It's kind of embarassing...
MAD DOG
We were trying to become part of Johnny Wong's crew...
Chuck looks up in astonishment. Already he has a leg in
on infiltrating Johnny Wong's triad.
PRETTY BOY
And we had to pass this initiation test...
MAD DOG
And we kind of messed up.
PRETTY BOY
So we ended up in here.
CHUCK
What type of test gets you in jail?
PRETTY BOY
We had to kill an enforcer for another gang...the Flying
Tigers.
CHUCK
You killed someone?
PRETTY BOY
No...not really...
mad dog
We were supposed to...
PRETTY BOY
But we felt bad...
mad dog
So we stalled a bit...
PRETTY BOY
And a cop saw us and pulled us aside. Said we looked
rather suspicious.
MAD DOG
So he found the gun I was carrying...and checked its
registration...
PRETTY BOY
Well...the gun was given to us by Johnny Wong, so of course
it's an unregistered firearm...
MAD DOG
It's rather embarassing.
CHUCK
No it's not. You did the right thing. It's wrong
to kill.
PRETTY BOY
I thought you were like the world's best assassin?
CHUCK
Yeah but...I'm going through...err...mid-life crisis??
The GUARD comes up behind Chuck.
guard
Gruber. Get up! You got a visitor.
PRETTY BOY
I thought visitors were not allowed here.
GUARD
We told you that so you wouldn't feel so bad when you
realized nobody wants to visit you.
cut to:
11 int.
hong kong, prison, hallway - day 2
The guard is
leading Chuck down a quiet hallway with a single door at the end. The
guard carefully looks behind his shoulder, then leans in close to Chuck and
whispers:
GUARD
It's alright, Agent Bartowski. We all know you're with
the CIA. You need anything, just get one of us.
The guard opens the door for Chuck.
chuck
What's this room for?
The guard unlocks Chuck's handcuffs and pushes Chuck inside.
cut to:
12 int.
hong kong, prison, conjugal hut - day 2
Chuck stumbles inside and the door is shut behind him.
Chuck looks around and there are no windows in the room, only an old bed.
On the other side of the room is another door. The door opens and in
comes CUE Sarah enters. As she runs over to Chuck, the door closes behind
her. She grabs Chuck and kisses him.
SARAH
Missed you.
CHUCK
Missed you more. What's your cover?
SARAH
An old one. I'm your girlfriend.
CHUCK
You're pretending to be my girlfriend?
Sarah smiles.
CHUCK
Why are we meeting here?
SARAH
I'm here for a conjugal visit.
Sarah starts to remove Chuck's prison coveralls. Sarah
begins to nibble on Chuck's ear and whispers:
sarah
Made contact with any member of Johnny Wong's gang?
CHUCK
Even better. Two wannabe gangsters approached me.
Chuck begins nibbling on Sarah's neck.
SARAH
Good. I'll arrange with prison security to help you and
those two escape...but they'll be in your custody.
Chuck kisses Sarah.
CHUCK
I'm the Intersect. I'll keep an eye on those two.
Chuck stops making out with Sarah for a beat.
CHUCK
So when's the next time we meet?
SARAH
Let's finish this meeting first.
Sarah suddenly pulls off Chuck's prison overalls and throws
him onto the bed, off screen. Sarah then jumps on top of him.
cut to:
13 int.
hong kong, prison, chuck's cell - night 2
Chuck is sleeping when he is suddenly awakened by the sound
of keys falling on the floor. He looks down and sees an envelope.
Chuck quietly gets up and opens the envelope. It
contains a pair of keys and a letter with instructions, which he reads, then
discards. Chuck then picks up the keys. He then opens his cell door
and lets himself out without awakening his sleeping cell mate.
cut to:
14 int.
hong kong, prison, cell - night 2
Chuck opens the door to another cell where Mad Dog and Pretty
Boy are incarcerated. He carefully covers Pretty Boy's mouth and awakens
him, and cautions him to be silent. He does the same with Mad Dog.
The 3 then leave the cell and quietly rush down the corridor
to freedom.
cut to:
15 int.
hong kong, prison, laundry area - night 2
Chuck leads Pretty Boy and Mad Dog to a laundry cart.
They crawl inside and pull some sheets on top of them.
A prison guard then enters and pushes their laundry cart away.
cut to:
16 ext.
hong kong, nathan street - day 3
Chuck, Pretty Boy and Mad Dog are walking along Nathan Street
dressed in regular clothes and chatting.
mad dog
Wow! That was an amazing escape Rafe!
PRETTY BOY
Thanks for bringing us along!
CHUCK
You guys got to introduce me to Johnny Wong.
PRETTY BOY
OK...we know where to find him.
cut to:
17 int.
castle - day 3
Casey, Sarah and Morgan are back in Castle discussing.
CASEY
Good news. Chuck is out. He should be making
contact with Johnny Wong soon.
SARAH
We'll finally get him.
MORGAN
According to this file, Johnny Wong's henchman, Margarita,
had a contact here in LA handling this side of the arms smuggling
operation. His name is Francesco Scaramanga.
SARAH
Pull up everything you have on this Francesco
Scaramanga. I'll
chase him down and shut down his operation.
cut to:
18 int.
hong kong, airport hangar - day 3
Chuck, Pretty Boy and Mad Dog are standing inside an aircraft
hangar with a single private jet talking with Hong Kong gangster JOHNNY WONG,
an aging and cruel looking thug. He is flanked by 3 bodyguards...all 4
are dressed in matching dark blue suits and wearing sunglasses.
johnny wong
I heard a lot about you Rafe.
CHUCK
I heard a lot about you too, Johnny. I want to join
your operation.
JOHNNY WONG
Why?
Chuck is stunned for a beat.
CHUCK
I want to gain some experience in a new organization.
An international operation...get some experience with globalization.
JOHNNY WONG
You sound like you're at a job interview.
Chuck just stares at Johnny Wong for a beat.
Johnny Wong starts to laugh.
JOHNNY WONG
Just kidding Rafe! I like you! You're hired!
Chuck starts to smile and laugh too.
cut to:
19 ext.
hong kong, airport hangar - day 3
Hong Kong police dressed in SWAT gear quietly surround the
hangar. Several groups of policemen start to converge on the doors
leading inside.
cut to:
20 int.
hong kong, airport hangar - day 3
Chuck is shaking hands with Johnny Wong when a thug gets a
call. He taps Johnny Wong on the shoulder and motions outside.
JOHNNY WONG
Looks like the police have come looking for you fugitives.
CHUCK
Oops! Sorry. Didn't mean to blow your operation...
JOHNNY WONG
Be more careful next time.
mad dog
We got to get out of here!
JOHNNY WONG
I've got stolen arms from China packed in those boxes...ready
for shipment to LA.
Johnny Wong pulls out a pistol and aims it at Chuck.
CHUCK
Why are you pointing that thing at me?
JOHNNY WONG
You got me in big trouble Rafe!
CHUCK
Murder in front of a lot of police officers is not going to
help your cause.
JOHNNY WONG
What do you suggest I do then?
CHUCK
Did anyone see you come here?
cut to:
21 ext.
hong kong, airport hangar - day 3
A Swat officer standing with a group of officers near the
hangar entrance talks into his radio mouthpiece:
swat 1
We're in position sir.
cut to:
22 int.
hong kong, airport hangar - day 3
We hear windows break and Chuck and the others look up.
They notice gas canisters coming through and the hangar starts filling with
tear gas. Chuck covers his mouth. We notice Johnny Wong is not in
sight.
The tear gas is filling the hangar and it's becoming hard for
everyone to see.
cut to:
23 int.
hong kong, airport hangar - day 3
The doors burst open, forced open by battering rams as HK
SWAT officers rush the hangar.
cut to:
24 int.
hong kong, airport hangar - day 3
Chuck is fighting his way through the tear gas to the private
jet. He sees Pretty Boy in front of him, who points behind him.
Chuck realizes he has been caught by a SWAT officer and has to play the part of
the crook.
Chuck flashes on Kung Fu skills and disarms and knocks the
SWAT officer aside.
pretty boy
Wow! That was amazing, Rafe!
Chuck and Pretty Boy run onto the jet.
cut to:
25 ext.
hong kong, airport hangar - day 3
We see the jet crash through the hangar doors and speed down
the runway, with Hong Kong police quickly getting out of the way.
cut to:
26 int.
private jet - day 3
Chuck, Pretty Boy, Mad Dog, and Johnny Wong sit inside the
jet chatting.
JOHNNY WONG
I'm impressed Rafe! You're definitely hired.
CHUCK
So where are we headed now?
JOHNNY WONG
We'll ditch this jet at Fiji for another. Then we fly
to LA to deal with my contact there, Scaramanga.
CHUCK
Deal?
JOHNNY WONG
He's been skimming goods from my inventory and selling them
for his own profit. You're going to make an example out of him. So
everyone knows to never mess with Johnny Wong!
Chuck starts to feign the need to visit the bathroom.
CHUCK
I think I better go visit the little boy's wee wee
room. I don't think I can hold it any longer...
Chuck gets up and enters the bathroom.
cut to:
27 int.
private jet, bathroom - day 3
Chuck closes the door, then searches the bathroom for
bugs. He then takes out his iPhone and starts typing in a message.
cut to:
28 int.
castle - day 3
Sarah's iPhone starts beeping. She takes it out and
reads the message. She then turns to Casey and Morgan:
sarah
That was Chuck. He's on his way to LA to deal with
Scaramanga for Johnny Wong.
casey
Ahh...this is too good to be true. An international
gangster leaving the safety of his home country...walking right into our
hands. And he's going to hand us his LA contact too.
cut to:
29 ext.
roosevelt hotel, la - day 4
We see Sarah in a beautiful dress walking into the hotel.
cut to:
30 int.
spy van, la - day 4
Casey and Morgan are in the spy van monitoring the whole
situation. Casey talks into the radio.
casey
Keep your eyes peeled and weapon ready. Scaramanga is a
dangerous scum bag.
cut to:
31 int.
roosevelt hotel lobby - day 4
Sarah talks into her hidden radio inconspicuously.
sarah
Don't worry. I've got protection. Just keep your
eyes peeled for Chuck. We don't want to blow his cover.
cut to:
32 int.
spy van - day 4
CASEY
Stop thinking about your husband and focus on the
mission. You're just as bad as Chuck now.
cut to:
33 int.
roosevelt hotel lobby - day 5
SARAH
Thanks for the compliment.
Sarah looks around and sees SCARAMANGA, a tall, skinny and
scary looking man accompanied by 2 bodyguards. They approach her.
sarah
Hello?
Scaramanga smiles and kisses Sarah's hand.
scaramanga
It's a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Gruber. I must say
your husband has excellent taste in women.
SARAH
Thank you, Mr. Scaramanga. I'm flattered.
SCARAMANGA
Please...come with me to my suite...
cut to:
34 ext.
roosevelt hotel, rear garbage disposal area - day 5
We see Chuck, Mad Dog and Pretty Boy sneaking around behind
the dumpsters. They are dressed like outside window washers for tall
buildings.
CHUCK
Check behind there to see if anyone can spot us.
Mad Dog and Pretty Boy disappear behind a dumpster.
Meanwhile, Chuck takes out his iPhone and tries to call Sarah.
MAD DOG
All clear Rafe!
Chuck quickly puts away his iPhone as Mad Dog and Pretty Boy
reappear.
CHUCK
OK...I see a platform for building window washers.
We'll take it up to Scaramanga's suite, which should be straight up from
here. He should be back now, according to Johnny. When I see him,
I'll shoot him through the window and tape up the hole. Then we go to the
roof, change clothes, and come down like regular hotel visitors.
PRETTY BOY
That's a good plan Rafe!
CHUCK
Let's go.
cut to:
35 int.
roosevelt hotel, elevator - day 5
Sarah, Scaramanga and his 2 thugs are riding the elevator
up. Scaramanga cannot help but flirt with Sarah.
SCARAMANGA
You're husband is a foolish man to leave you alone.
Sarah smiles nervously.
cut to:
36 ext.
roosevelt hotel, back wall - day 5
Chuck, Mad Dog and Pretty Boy slowly make their way up.
Pretending to wash a window on their way.
cut to:
37 int.
roosevelt hotel, hallway - day 5
Scaramanga holds the door open to his suite for Sarah.
SCARAMANGA
After you. You two stand watch.
Sarah enters and Scaramanga follows.
cut to:
38 ext.
roosevelt hotel, back wall - day 5
Chuck, Mad Dog and Pretty Boy have made it half way to the
top now.
cut to:
39 int.
roosevelt hotel, scaramanga's suite
Scaramanga pours 2 glasses of champagne. He offers 1
glass to Sarah.
SCARAMANGA
To good business partners. And maybe more.
Sarah smiles nervously, waits for Scaramanga to sip his
champagne (making sure it isn't poisoned) before sipping from her glass.
SARAH
Let's get down to business then.
Scaramanga puts down his champagne glass and walks towards
Sarah while taking his shirt off.
SARAH
What are you doing??
Scaramanga grabs Sarah and forces a kiss on her.
cut to:
40 ext.
roosevelt hotel, outside scaramanga's suite
Chuck, Mad Dog and Pretty Boy have finally made it to the
top, and can see inside just as Scaramanga has mouth raped Sarah.
Chuck is stunned for a beat. Like a deer on headlights.
Mad Dog and Pretty Boy observe excitedly.
PRETTY BOY
Wow! She's hot! Looks like they're going to do it.
mad dog
Too bad it looks like you're going to have to kill her too
Rafe.
Chuck looks down, depressed, just as Sarah pushes Scaramanga
away in disgust. Of course Chuck has missed this.
CHUCK
It's my wife!
mad dog
Whoa! Sorry Rafe! I didn't know! Wow, she's
hot!
PRETTY BOY
Are you going to stand there and do nothing about it?
You're Rafe...the world's toughest and meanest killer.
Chuck looks at them and suddenly realizes what he must do.
Chuck focuses and flashes on Kung Fu skills.
cut to:
41 int.
scaramanga's suite - day 5
Chuck forces the window and jumps in, followed by Mad Dog and
Pretty Boy.
This surprises Scaramanga for a beat.
Mad Dog and Pretty Boy attempt to take down Scaramanga but
are easily kicked aside.
Scaramanga pulls out a sidearm but Chuck kicks his wrist,
knocking the pistol to the floor. Chuck then roundhouse kicks Scaramanga
in the head, knocking him to the floor.
CHUCK
Sarah, how could you do this to me?
cut to:
42 int.
roosevelt hotel, outside scaramanga's suite - day 5
The 2 thugs guarding the entrance are alerted by the
commotion inside.
thug 1
Everything OK in there?
After waiting a beat and not hearing an answer, the Thugs
break down the door.
cut to:
43 int.
scaramanga's suite - day 5
The 2 thugs rush in and 1 attacks Sarah while the other
rushes Chuck.
sarah
I swear...I didn't have a chance to react. He grabbed
me and mouth raped me!
Sarah knees her attacker in the groin followed by an upper
cut panther fist to his throat. He collapes in pain.
CHUCK
How could you visit another man's room? Don't you
understand? I'm your husband! I love you!
Chuck does a spinning side kick to knock out his opponent.
sarah
Stop being so jealous and trust me! This was supposed
to be a sting operation! I'm a spy too, you know!
Scaramanga starts to get up.
SCARAMANGA
Federal agents!
Scaramanga rushes Sarah but his momentum is stopped by Sarah
delivering a pushing side kick into his pelvic bone, followed by another side
kick to his throat, which drops him. All of which is observed by Pretty
Boy and Mad Dog, in stare in awe at Sarah's awesome street fighting skills.
Pretty Boy and Mad Dog look at each other, then at Sarah:
mad dog
Are you the Giant Blonde She-Male?
sarah
Umm...yeah....
Pretty Boy and Mad Dog drop to their hands and knees and
begin worshipping Sarah:
pretty boy, mad dog
We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not
worthy!
Chuck just looks at Sarah, who shrugs her shoulders.
She turns to the 2 Chinese gangsters who are at her feet paying hommage towards
her.
SARAH
Would you please stop? This is getting embarassing.
cut to:
44 int.
castle - day 5
Chuck, Sarah, Casey, and Morgan are back in Castle talking in
the meeting room. Seated at the table are Pretty Boy and Mad Dog, looking
very gloomy as they have figured out they were inadvertantly helping law
enforcement agents and are probably going back to prison shortly.
casey
So we got Scaramanga. Now we got all the pieces to take
down Johnny Wong's gun smuggling ring. Well...the Chinese will be really
happy...this is one of the few joint operations that has actually been
successful.
MORGAN
Problem is...we don't have enough evidence yet. We need
to get our hands on his illegal weapons.
CASEY
And Scaramanga in there is not talking.
Pretty Boy and Mad Dog look at each other. Then they
look up.
mad dog
May we suggest something?
cut to:
45 int.
buy more - day 5
Chuck and Sarah are walking through the store.
sarah
Chuck...you have to understand I'm a spy...this is my job...
CHUCK
Sarah...I almost lost you three times
already...Bryce...Cole...Shaw...
SARAH
Chuck...how can you be insecure? I married you. I
love you!
CHUCK
I can't help it. I can't stand seeing you with other
men.
SARAH
Chuck...you have to trust me. I'm not going to do any
more seduction missions.
CHUCK
Promise?
SARAH
Yes. And you promise not to either.
CHUCK
Of course!
Chuck's iPhone starts ringing, so he takes out his phone and
looks to Sarah.
CHUCK
It's Ellie.
Chuck takes the call.
chuck
OK...coming sis.
sarah
What does she want?
CHUCK
Her hospital has a computer crash and she wants me to go help
fix things.
CUE Jeff and Lester, who walk up to Chuck.
lester
Charles...you look stressed. Perhaps we can be of
assistance?
CHUCK
Actually yes. I got to go to Ellie and Awesome's
hospital to fix their computers and could use some help.
lester
We're on our way!
SARAH
You go ahead. I'll take care of business.
Chuck and Sarah kiss and split up.
cut to:
46 int.
castle - night 5
We see Pretty Boy and Mad Dog sneaking around a dark hallway
to a cell at the end. They punch in a code into the cell's keypad and the
door opens, revealing a sleeping Scaramanga inside. They walk over, shake
him awake and cover his mouth before he can make a noise. They whisper
quietly to him:
PRETTY BOY
Come on! Let's get out of here!
SCARAMANGA
How did you escape?
MAD DOG
He knows his way around computerized locks. We used
some hair pins to reprogram our cell's lock to let us out.
SCARAMANGA
Why should I trust you? You're with the feds!
PRETTY BOY
No we're not! They tricked us into helping them find
you! Johnny Wong sent us to take care of you. He knows you're
stealing from him!
SCARAMANGA
Crap! I'll have to get my crew to move my shipment.
MAD DOG
We'll help you get to them. Follow us.
SCARAMANGA
All right.
Scaramanga, Pretty Boy and Mad Dog make their way down a
hallway.
cut to:
47 int.
castle - night 5
Sarah, Casey and Morgan sit in a hidden office, watching a
closed circuit security camera feed of the 3 criminals escaping.
CASEY
Well...looks like those losers' plan actually worked.
Scaramanga took the bait.
SARAH
Great. And with the tracking devices they're
carrying...we'll follow them straight to the evidence we need to bust Johnny
Wong and put him behind bars for good!
cut to:
48 ext.
hospital - night 5
We see the sign for Westside Medical Center and the parking
lot.
cut to:
49 int.
hospital - night 5
We see Chuck and Ellie walking down a hall and talking.
ellie
Thanks for coming Chuck! I'm sorry to have bothered you
but this is an emergency!
CHUCK
It's ok sis. You raised me. I want to be there
for you too.
ELLIE
It's just that I know this isn't your real job anymore...but
you're so good at it.
CHUCK
Don't worry. Jeff and Lester are helping too so we
should be done in an hour or two.
cut to:
50 ext.
hospital - night 5
We see a Taxi pull up by the main entrance and Scaramanga,
Pretty Boy and Mad Dog exit.
mad dog
You hid the guns here?
SCARAMANGA
That's right. Who'd think of searching a
hospital? Plus people are coming in and out every day...it's easy to
bring things in unnoticed.
cut to:
51 int.
castle - night 5
Casey, Sarah and Morgan are watching a computerized map which
displays Scaramanga's location.
casey
They stopped here: Westside Medical Center.
Casey, Sarah and Morgan all look at each other in shock.
morgan
Let's call the cops and get there. Somebody better call
Chuck.
Sarah takes out her iPhone and makes a call.
cut to:
52 int.
hospital - night 5
Chuck is walking down a hall and talking on his iPhone.
chuck
What? Here?
Chuck puts his iPhone away as he approaches Jeff and Lester.
CHUCK
Can you guys finish off this restore?
Chuck rushes off.
Jeff and Lester look at each other...shocked.
lester
Jeffrey, is it like Charles to abandon us like this?
During an important restore? A restore that is vital to this hospital's
information systems?
jeff
No. Something's wrong here.
cut to:
53 int.
hospital - night 5
Chuck is walking in the basement looking for something when
he hears Scaramanga, Mad Dog and Pretty Boy talking. He quickly hides in
a cleaning closet.
cut to:
54 int.
hospital - night 5
We see Pretty Boy, Mad Dog and Scaramanga walking down the
same hallway where Chuck is hiding.
mad dog
Are we there yet?
SCARAMANGA
Yes. We hid them in here.
Scaramanga opens an inconspicuous door with a key and enters
a room, followed by Pretty Boy and Mad Dog.
cut to:
55 int.
hospital - night 5
Chuck quietly and discreetly opens his closet door, tip toes
over to Scaramanga's hiding area, opens the door quietly, peeks in first, then
sneaks in.
cut to:
56 int.
hospital - night 5
Jeff and Lester peek out from behind a corner and tip toe up
to the door Chuck and Scaramanga entered, and peek inside.
cut to:
57 int.
hospital - night 5
Inside Scaramanga's hidden room are crates and crates of
supply boxes, guarded by thugs dressed as ward aides and other hospital
workers. While Scaramanga, Pretty Boy and Mad Dog survey the area, Chuck
carefully takes cover behind a tower of boxes and spies on them.
cut to:
58 ext.
hospital - night 5
Several police cars and armoured SWAT vehicles begin
surrounding the hospital. Casey, Sarah and Morgan pull up in the spy van.
cut to:
59 int.
hospital - night 5
Scaramanga's thugs point out a video feed which shows Sarah,
Casey and Morgan coming into the hospital.
SCARAMANGA
It's a trap!
Scaramanga's thugs begin breaking open boxes and start taking
out Chinese assault rifles (QBC-97).
cut to:
60 int.
hospital - night 5
Chuck's eyes open wide at the sight of all those
weapons. Sarah, Casey, Morgan...his sister...are in big trouble.
cut to:
61 int.
hospital - night 5
Jeff and Lester's eyes open wide as they silently shut the
door.
cut to:
62 int.
hospital - night 5
Jeff and Lester are rushing to leave the hospital.
lester
Hurry Jeffrey! We have to get out of here before the
shooting starts!
JEFF
What about Ellie?
LESTER
She's got a big man-friend to protect her, unlike us!
JEFF
What about Chuck?
LESTER
We'll call the police as soon as we get out of here!
JEFF
Did you see what was in there? They have machine
guns! It's like a small army! We need more than the police...
LESTER
Jeffrey, what are you suggesting?
JEFF
We need...him.
cut to:
63 int.
hospital - night 5
Casey and Sarah enter the hospital, pistols drawn.
Police officers come in and begin organizing the evacuation of the patients and
other hospital workers.
SARAH
We're making too much commotion! They're gonna know
we're coming!
CASEY
Look...you're worried about Chuck. I get it.
MORGAN
Ahem!
CASEY
Fine. You two go find Chuck!
MORGAN
Ahem! Chuck's big sister is here too. Working the
night shift.
CASEY
How did you know that?
MORGAN
Chuck told me!
CASEY
Why do you know? Aren't you dating Alex now?
MORGAN
It just came out by accident! Trust me Casey! I'm
in love with your daughter!
CASEY
OK...fine...you go get Ellie then.
MORGAN
Why can't I go get Chuck?
CASEY
Chuck is with a dangerous criminal gang that's probably got
as much firepower as us.
SARAH
Look...I'll get my sister-in-law and meet you and Morgan down
in the basement later.
cut to:
64 int.
hospital - night 5
Chuck pulls out a tranq pistol and starts loading it.
Chuck wonders how he's going to stop this from becoming a blood bath.
cut to:
65 int.
hospital - night 5
Scaramanga's thugs start leaving the room weapons raised.
cut to:
66 ext.
hospital - night 5
Jeff is attempting to reach the minivan Loretta while Lester
is trying to pull him away.
LESTER
Jeffrey...stop...I know you had a terrible childhood...but
this is no answer.
jeff
Chuck's in trouble. So is Ellie. We can't help
them on our own.
LESTER
Jeffrey, if we want to help them, we should get you some
professional help first.
jeff
There's no time for that. It's time...for him.
Jeff pushes Lester off and jumps into the back of Loretta.
LESTER
No Jeffrey...please...we need to keep
Jeffrey...please...please...don't embarass me!
Lester collapses to the ground, all curled up on a helpless
ball.
lester
Please Jeffrey...please...don't become him! We need
Jeffrey.
Suddenly the large sliding door of the minivan opens, and
Jeff jumps out, dressed in the costume Dom DeLuise wore for the Captain Chaos
character of Cannonball Run.
jeff
DA-DA-DUM!
LESTER
I don't want Captain Chaos! I want Jeffrey back!
Now!
jeff
Do not fear, Lester. Him is here!
LESTER
I give up! Fine...long time no see, mon Capitain!
JEFF
It is time for Captain Chaos to save the day!
Jeff rushes into the hospital, with onlookers shaking their
heads (what a whack job Jeff is).
cut to:
67 int.
hospital - night 5
Sarah runs down a hallway and meets up with Ellie who is
being ushered out by several SWAT officers.
ELLIE
Sarah! What's going on?
SARAH
I'll explain later!
ELLIE
Is this anything to do with Chuck being here?
SARAH
Don't worry! I'll go find Chuck after I make sure
you're safely outside!
cut to:
68 int.
hospital - night 5
Chuck waits for the last thug to leave the room, leaving him
alone with Scaramanga, Mad Dog and Pretty Boy. Scaramanga pulls out an
assault rifle and points it at Mad Dog.
SCARAMANGA
You two led the cops here.
Scaramanga cocks the rifle.
Chuck suddenly jumps out from behind the boxes and fires a
shot from this tranq pistol, striking Scaramanga in the neck.
Scaramanga drops to the floor, unconscious.
PRETTY BOY
You saved us, Chuck!
CHUCK
Come on...let's go.
Chuck, Pretty Boy and Mad Dog start to make their way out.
cut to:
69 int.
hospital - night 5
Chuck quietly opens the door and peeks outside. He sees
a thug at guard down the hall. He takes careful aim with his tranq
pistol, pulls the trigger, and the guard drops.
A thug runs down the hall and starts firing at Chuck, who
fires back and quickly closes the door and locks it.
cut to:
70 int.
hospital - night 5
Casey talks into his radio.
casey
Hear that Bartowski? Looks like the shooting's
started. You get your sister in law out yet?
cut to:
71 ext.
hospital - night 5
Sarah and Ellie are standing outside the hospital, safely
with other SWAT members.
sarah
Yeah...Ellie's safe. I heard the gun fire.
Sounded like it's coming from the basement. I'm going back in.
cut to:
72 int.
hospital - night 5
Chuck checks his tranq pistol.
CHUCK
I'm out!
PRETTY BOY
Don't worry! We got plenty in here!
CHUCK
I don't like guns!
mad dog
You're putting a lot of restrictions on yourself!
Suddenly, the door is kicked open and a thug enters, pointing
his machine gun at Chuck. He smiles and closes the door.
CHUCK
No matter what, you're going down. You killing us only
makes it worse for yourself.
The thug just continues to smile and starts to take aim.
Suddenly, the door is kicked open and slams into the thug,
knocking him unconscious. Jeff(Captain Chaos) enters the room.
jeff
DA-DA-DUM!
CHUCK
Jeff, what are you doing??
jeff
I am Captain...Chaos!!!
CHUCK
Whatever! Let's get out of here!
Jeff rushes out the door.
chuck
Jeff! Wait!
Chuck, Pretty Boy and Mad Dog run after him.
cut to:
73 int.
hospital - night 5
Chuck, Pretty Boy, Mad Dog and Jeff run outside and smack
into a group of armed thugs.
jeff
Drop your weapons, evil-doers! I am Captain Chaos!
CHUCK
Jeff! Please be careful!
jeff
I...am...Captain...Chaos!
The gangsters laugh at the loser and aim their weapons at
him, not noticing the footsteps behind them.
cut to:
74 int.
hospital - night 5
Casey, Sarah and several SWAT officers are behind the
gangsters, guns raised.
CASEY
Drop'em! You're all under arrest!
The gangsters look over their shoulder and realize they are
covered from behind. They quietly drop their weapons on the floor and
raise their hands in surrendur.
cut to:
75 int.
hospital - night 5
Chuck, Sarah, Casey and Morgan are resting in a hallway in
the hospital going over the prisoner count.
CHUCK
Anybody see Scaramanga?
CASEY
Nope...
Casey, Chuck, Sarah and Morgan exchange worried glances.
cut to:
76 int.
hospital - night 5
Scaramanga quietly opens a hidden panel and presses a button.
cut to:
77 int.
hospital - night 5
We see an empty hallway. Suddenly, and explosion tears
it apart.
cut to:
78 int.
hospital - night 5
We see the basement secret room where Scaramanga hid his
weapons erupt into flames.
cut to:
79 int.
hospital - night 5
Chuck, Casey, Sarah and Morgan look around them in
shock. The hospital, along with much of the evidence, is burning down
around them.
Between explosions, Chuck hears the scream of a baby.
Chuck instinctively runs for the childrens' ward.
SARAH
Chuck...wait!
Sarah pursues her husband along with Casey and Morgan.
cut to:
80 int.
hospital - night 5
Chuck, Sarah, Casey and Morgan rush into a burning ward and
find 5 children crying. They each grab a child but their hands are
full...1 child must be left behind.
Tears stream down Sarah's face as the cruel reality sinks in.
Suddenly...we are saved!
jeff
Duh...duh...duh!
Jeff runs into the ward, still as Captain Chaos.
Jeff grabs the last child. Looking around, he sees a
power cable running along the ceiling. He jumps up and grabs it, and
while still holding the child, runs and jumps out an open window.
cut to:
81 ext.
hospital - night 5
We see Jeff slowly float down, holding the cable and child.
cut to:
82 int.
hospital - night 5
Chuck, Sarah, Casey and Morgan watch as the cable slowly
snaps out of its restraints, breaking Jeff's fall. They look at each
other in amazement.
cut to:
83 ext.
hospital - night 5
We see Scaramanga walking out, disguised as a ward aide.
Jeff lands on top of Scaramanga, crushing him with his
weight, still carrying the child, to
the horror of several onlookers.
Casey, Chuck, Sarah and Morgan follow his lead and land
beside him.
CHUCK
Looks like Captain Chaos got Scaramanga.
cut to:
84 int.
castle - day 6
Chuck, Sarah, Casey and Morgan sit at the meeting room table.
CHUCK
Looks like we got Scaramanga and all the evidence to shut
down Johnny Wong for good.
CASEY
A job well done.
MORGAN
And we saved a bunch of kids too.
They all smile at each other.
CHUCK
What's going to happen to Jeff?
MORGAN
The doctors were saying that Jeff hadn't taken his medication
for a while...they're putting him back on it.
cut to:
85 ext.
courtyard - night 6
Chuck and Sarah walk in holding hands, smiling after a happy
romantic dinner date. They walk over to the fountain and sit down on the
ledge.
CHUCK
I'm sorry I got so jealous at the hotel...I can't help it.
sarah
It's OK. I hate to admit this, but I get really jealous
too. I guess we're both the jealous types.
CHUCK
I guess that's why this works.
Chuck and Sarah smile at each other.
SARAH
No more seduction missions. Let's keep those to our
bedroom.
CHUCK
Speaking of which...it's feeling smaller now.
SARAH
Yeah...well...I think we bought too much stuff.
CHUCK
It's funny...I spent most of my twenties in this
place...sulking here after being expelled from Stanford.
SARAH
That was a long time ago Chuck. You're so far above and
beyond that now.
CHUCK
Yeah...and it doesn't feel big enough for us anymore.
sarah
What are you suggesting?
CHUCK
Sarah...let's start looking for a bigger place together.
SARAH
You mean move out?
CHUCK
I mean move out and up. And not rent anymore.
Let's own our own piece of America.
sarah
It's gonna be so weird...we won't be able to just sit here
and look up at the stars anymore.
Sarah and Chuck snuggle closer and stare up at the starry
night sky.
CHUCK
Then we'll have to find a place with a balcony with a great
view.
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