Monday, October 10, 2011

Chuck versus The Valentine

WARNING:
Scenes of violence and discussions of adult situations.  parental
discretion advised.


1 INT. CIA
OFFICE - NIGHT 1


DECKER sits behind a desk at the CIA, spinning a pencil, when
2 people enter his office:


Colonel Rosa KLEBB, an US Marines special forces officer, who
is petite and red headed.  She looks similar to General Beckman but is
younger (in her 40's).


Red GRANT, a 20 something Chinese male who is very handsome
and well built.  He looks like a model.


Over this, Caption: February 9, 2014.


KLEBB


What do you want?  It's late...I need to go home and
feed the dog.


DECKER


I don't like work either, Colonel Klebb...but you know what?
 I like to get paid too.


Klebb grunts.


Decker opens a file on his computer and starts browsing
through it.  It is of Red Grant.


DECKER


So...Red...I see you were adopted from a Chinese orphanage by
an American military family...they changed your name, raised you in
Baltimore...and imbued in you a strong sense of patriotism.


GRANT


Yes sir.  That's why I joined the CIA.  I wanted to
repay my debt to this great country.


DECKER


I like you already Red.  I also see your speciality is
in seduction of enemy personnel...I see you have over two hundred seductions to
your credit.


GRANT


That is correct sir.  I don't enjoy it, but it's for
America.  So I take it you have a high priority mark you need seduced?


DECKER


Oh yeah...most definitely.


GRANT


Is it a man or a woman?


Decker and Klebb are stunned for a beat.


DECKER


It's a man...


Decker face-palms himself.


DECKER


I mean...she's a woman.  The mark is definitely a woman.


GRANT


Who?


Decker clicks on his mouse and turns his plasma display so
Grant can see it.  On the plasma display is a picture of Sarah and Chuck.


DECKER


The woman in this married couple.  I want you to sleep
with her...Mrs Sarah Bartowski.


GRANT


You want me to break up a marriage?


DECKER


Yes.


GRANT


No problem.  I can sleep with the husband too if
required.


Decker looks very uncomfortable.


DECKER


No that's fine...stick with the woman because we need
photographs to prove it happened, and I don't want to see pictures of you and
her husband Chuck...


Decker suddenly looks a little afraid.


DECKER


Not that there's anything wrong with that...the CIA is
supportive of diversity...it's just that...the mission only requires you to
have sexual relations with the wife, Mrs. Sarah Bartowski.


GRANT


I understand sir.


DECKER


Thank goodness.


Decker breathes a sigh of relief.


KLEBB


Why do you want him to seduce Sarah Bartowski?  Have the
hots for her and want to make a porno?


Decker face-palms himself again.


DECKER


No you idiot!  For some time now, that couple, Chuck and
Sarah, and their partner in crime, Casey, have set up a very successful agency,
Carmichael Industries.


KLEBB


I've heard of them.  The best spy company in the world.


DECKER


Yes...they have exposed some black ops we were running that
Congress may not be so supportive of, and they have defeated some of our best
agents...Shaw...Volkoff...Roark...


GRANT


That's pretty bad.


DECKER


Exactly!  They have humiliated us time and again.
 Now we are going to do the same to them.


KLEBB


Humiliate them by cuckolding the husband?


DECKER


Exactly.  We will distribute photos of Grant's liasion
with Mrs. Bartowski to the world press.  The whole world will be shocked
by a sex scandal in one of the most respected spy companies!  It will
humiliate the Bartowski family reputation, break up their marriage and get them
out of my fracking way!


GRANT


That's brilliant, sir.


DECKER


I know...mwa ha ha ha.


Klebb and Grant stare oddly at Decker, who quickly shuts up
out of embarassment.


GRANT


How are we going to get Mrs Bartowski to bite into this?


DECKER


She has a habit of getting involved with the people she works
with.  I'll have the CIA office in LA assign her to work with you in
getting you out of Istanbul and into Venice.  We'll send her a picture of
you and tell her that you saw a picture of her...


Decker takes out a copy of the magazine from vs the Suitcase
showing Sarah's bloody lip from the battle with the Volkoff supermodel.


DECKER


and fell in love with her and want to meet her.  In
exchange you will give her an Intersect Lektor prototype stolen from her father
in law, Stephen Bartowski.


GRANT


The Stephen Bartowski?  Orion?


DECKER


Yes...she's married to his son.


GRANT


Orion is like one of the greatest spies in CIA history.
 Up there with Frost.


DECKER


Yes...hence the need for us to tarnish their reputations.


GRANT


I understand sir.


Decker takes out a camera.


DECKER


Take your shirt off.  I want to make sure Mrs. Bartowski
has a chance to admire your gifts.


Grant removes his shirt revealing a model's body...well toned
muscles, no fat, a strong smooth chest and a solid 8 pack down to his waist.


Klebb cannot help but check him out, while Decker looks
impressed as he takes a photo.


DECKER


Impressive.


GRANT


Thank you sir.


DECKER


I meant that totally in a platonic, guy admiring another
guy's strength sort of way, you know.


GRANT


Would you like me to take my pants off too?


Decker turns away in disgust.


DECKER


No...that's fine...I'm sure Mrs. Bartowski will be impressed.
 Just go!  Now!


CUT TO:


2 INT. CASA
BARTOWSKI - DAY 1


CHUCK wakes up and sees SARAH still sleeping next to him.
 He leans over and kisses her hair.


Sarah starts to stir.


Chuck lies down behind her and out of view.  We can hear
kissing sounds behind Sarah, who grabs a digital thermometer on a nearby night
stand.  She puts it in her mouth and waits a bit.  The thermometer
starts beeping and she checks her temperature.


As she is writing it down Chuck leans across to kiss her
cheek.


CHUCK


Good morning.


SARAH


Not now...Let's save up for later.


Sarah pats Chuck on the cheek.


SARAH


Good morning honey.  Get some more sleep ok?


Sarah goes back to sleep as Chuck looks on disappointedly.


CUT TO:


3 INT.
CASTLE - DAY 1


Chuck and Sarah are greeted by CASEY and MORGAN.


CASEY


It's about time.  Beckman's got an assignment for us.


MORGAN


And she's offering big bucks for us to take it.


CHUCK


Let's see what it is then.


The plasma display shows the DNI logo for a beat, then
switches to CUE BECKMAN.


BECKMAN


Good morning team.  I have an assignment of interest to
you.


CHUCK


How do you know we're going to be interested when you haven't
even shown us the details?


Beckman ignores Chuck and an image of Red Grant appears, clad
in nothing but speedos, emerging from the water.


sarah


Oh!


Sarah gasps in delight at the sight of him, then quickly
covers her mouth in embarrassment, while Chuck looks at her jealously and
insecurely.  Casey grunts at Chuck.


CHUCK


General, I think there has been a mistake...


BECKMAN


There has been no mistake Bartowski. This man, a Russian
intelligence officer working at their Istanbul office claims to have the
original prototype of a Lektor, built by your father, for driving an Intersect
computer.


CASEY


Then let's grab him and get it.


BECKMAN


He has agreed to provide the location of the Lektor. In
exchange we are to have Sarah escort him from Istanbul to Venice for him to
defect.


Sarah's eyes open wide.


CHUCK


Why Sarah? Can't Casey or I do it?


BECKMAN


He specifically requested Sarah only. He has seen a
picture of her and fallen in love with her.


CHUCK


What? Well...no...Sarah's not available for this mission.


BECKMAN


The original Lektor is a missing piece we need. We are
willing to pay Carmichael Industries ten times the regular charge to bring it
in.


MORGAN


Whoa...ten times!


SARAH


I'll do it.


Morgan face-palms himself.


MORGAN


Sorry buddy.


CHUCK


What? Wait! Don't I have a say in this?


BECKMAN


It's the twenty first century Bartowski. We women don't
need to get a man's permission every time we want to do something.


Casey grunts at Chuck.


BECKMAN


He sent a package for Sarah to the CIA. We forwarded it
to you and Casey should have it.


Casey takes out a Fed-Ex envelope and passes it to Sarah.


Sarah opens the package and sees the picture Decker took of
Grant. She flips the picture over and on the back it reads:


To my love Sarah. I hope this finds you in time: Happy
Valentine's Day!


Chuck is reading over Sarah's shoulder and feeling very
jealous.


Sarah shakes her head, takes out a pen, and writes on the
back of the photo:


From Russia with love.


Casey whispers to Chuck:


Casey


Looks like Sarah's looking for some asian persuasion.
 Congratulations Bartowski...your marriage lasted even less than most
Hollywood ones.


cut to:


4 INT. CASA
BARTOWSKI - DAY 1


Sarah is packing her things and discussing the mission with
Chuck:


SARAH


It's alright honey. I can handle this. I know how
to control my marks.


CHUCK


But it's dangerous...just you on your own.


sarah


Don't worry...I have protection.


Sarah packs her gun into her purse.


CHUCK


I just don't feel comfortable with you being alone with
some...beefcake that has the hots for you!


SARAH


Oh...I see...you don't trust your wife...after everything
we've gone through!


Sarah starts to tear up and storms out of their room.


Cut to:


5 Int. Buy
more - day 1


Chuck and Morgan are talking in the Buy More.


CHUCK


Honestly buddy, I don't think I did anything wrong.


MORGAN


I don't think so either.  And quite frankly that guy
reminds me of Shaw.


CHUCK


You think he's going to try to kill Sarah too?


Casey walks up.


MORGAN


No...I meant he looks like a total stud.


CASEY


And your wife's gonna be alone with him for a week.
 That's at least six nights for her to roll in the hay with him.


Chuck looks devastated.


CHUCK


OK...I'm overreacting here...Sarah and I have a great
marriage, right? She's not looking to end it, right?


casey


How's the sex been? Been having sex lately?


CHUCK


Err...no...but she's tired...I think...


Casey and Morgan look at Chuck: you sure about that?


Chuck freaks out.


CHUCK


I can't believe this is happening!  I finally marry the
perfect woman for me and she's leaving me!


Chuck takes off...depressed.


MORGAN


Way to go John.  You really cheered him up.


Casey looks sad.


casey


I didn`t mean to.


MORGAN


What can we do to cheer Chuck up?


CASEY


Right now our top priority is keeping Chuck and Sarah
together...like always.


MORGAN


What should we do then?


CASEY


Let's go to def con two.


MORGAN


Def con two? But how are we going to intercept the
beefcake?


CASEY


Leave that to me. You get the buspirone from our
contacts and I'll make the travel arrangements.


MORGAN


OK. I'm on it.


cut to:


6 INT. BUY
MORE - DAY 1


LESTER, BIG MIKE and JEFF watch from a distance.


lester


Michael...something is afoot here. Charles seems very
depressed.


big mike


Let's get to the bottom of this.


Cut to:


7 Int. Taxi
- day 1


Sarah, visibly upset, is in the back of a taxi cab on the way
to LAX.


Her iPhone rings.


She takes it out of her purse and sees it's Chuck.


She presses ignore.


Cut to:


8 INT. CASA
BARTOWSKI - DAY 1


Chuck listens to his iPhone:


SARAH (VoiceOver)


Hi, this is Sarah.  Please leave a message.


The voicemail beep is heard.


Chuck collapses on his bed, defeated.


Cut to:


9 INT. BUY
MORE - DAY 1


Morgan is on the phone:


MORGAN


That's right.  Def con two.


Cut to:


10 Int.
Hospital - day 1


AWESOME is on the phone:


Awesome


Ok.  I'll get the buspirone.  Where should I take
it?


Cut to:


11 INT.
BUY MORE - DAY 1


MORGAN


Bring it to the Buy More.


Lester, Jeff and Big Mike walk up to Morgan.


LESTER


Bring what to the Buy More?


Cut to:


12 INT.
HOSPITAL - DAY 1


Awesome enters the pharmacy area, searches through some
bottles and grabs one.  He then turns and leaves.


Continuous shot:


13 INT.
HOSPITAL - DAY 1


As Awesome closes the door to the pharmacy and turns around,
he suddenly runs smack into ELLIE.


Ellie


Devon, what are you doing?


AWESOME


Just signing out some stuff I need.


ELLIE


You know you're not supposed to do that.  Besides which,
that stuff, buspirone has side effects, particularly for men.


AWESOME


Babe...just let me explain...


Cut to:


14 INT.
BUY MORE - DAY 1


Casey, Lester, Big Mike, Jeff and Morgan are waiting inside
the store.


Awesome enters.  He holds out the vial in front of them.


AWESOME


Got it.


MORGAN


Thanks again man.  I owe you big.


AWESOME


We're all family...right?


LESTER


Right.


Everyone stares oddly at Lester.


MORGAN


Now how are we going to get that to the target?


CASEY


Same way we did with Bryce, Cole and Shaw...


MORGAN


You're forgetting this target is in Istanbul!


CASEY


I got it covered.


AWESOME


Sarah's already on her way...


Cut to:


15 Int.
Airplane - day 1


Sarah is seated in first class.  She is turning
uncomfortably.  We can hear the roar of the plane's engines while in
flight in the background.


Sarah reaches down and takes a photo out of her carry on
luggage.  It is the photo she always takes with her: of her and Chuck
together from vs the Seduction.


She looks at the photo.


Cut to:


16 EXT.
Buy more - day 1


Awesome, Casey, and Morgan are rushing out of the store while
Lester, Jeff and Big Mike follow.


MORGAN


How are we going to get the stuff to the target before he
meets Sarah?  She's already on her way to Turkey now.


CASEY


Don't worry.  I got a plan.


AWESOME


What am I gonna tell Ellie?


CASEY


Tell her the truth...Chuck needs you.


Jeff


Can't we help?


MORGAN


You can help by looking after the store!


Cut to:


17 INT.
CASA BARTOWSKI - DAY 1


Chuck is asleep on his bed.


Cut to:


18 Int.
Hotel - night


Sarah is dressed in a night robe and seated on the bed.


In comes Grant who is also wearing only a night robe.


SARAH


The moment I saw your picture I knew I wanted this to happen
more than anything.


GRANT


Tonight will be the most amazing night of your life.


Grant opens his robe and it begins to fall to the floor,
exposing his naked upper torso.


Cut to:


19 INT.
CASA BARTOWSKI - DAY 1


Chuck wakes up screaming.


CHUCK


No!


Casey, Awesome and Morgan are surrounding him.


MORGAN


Buddy...it's alright...it's just us.


AWESOME


That must have been one disturbing nightmare bro.


CHUCK


You have no idea.


CASEY


We have to go now if we want to get to Istanbul before Sarah.


CHUCK


What?


MORGAN


I'll pack his things.  And ours too.


CASEY


No time and no luggage room on these flights.


Cut to:


20 EXT.
BUY MORE - DAY 1


Lester, Big Mike and Jeff are conversing.


LESTER


I resent the fact that they excluded us from this trip to
Istanbul to help patch things up between Chuck and Sarah.


JEFF


I got a plan...


Big Mike and Lester look at Jeff sarcastically.


Cut to:


21 INT.
AIRPLANE - Night 2


Sarah has fallen asleep with the photo of her and Chuck in
front of her.


Cut to:


22 EXT.
Atlantic ocean - night 2


A SR-71 Blackbird is flying above the clouds.


Cut to:


23 Int.
Blackbird - night 2


Inside the Blackbird are Morgan, Awesome and Chuck riding as
passengers, with Casey flying.


MORGAN


Casey can you slow down a bit?


CASEY


Of course not, moron!  We have to fly at supersonic
speed if we want to make it to Istanbul before Sarah!


MORGAN


But I'm feeling sick!


CASEY


If you vomit here I'll throw you out!


AWESOME


Put these on.


Awesome offers Morgan a man diaper.


MORGAN


What's this?


AWESOME


A diaper, in case it comes out the other end.  And
here's a doggy bag.


MORGAN


Thanks Devon.  That was awesome.


CHUCK


How long to Istanbul?


CASEY


At this rate, another hour.  We should be passing over
Sarah's plane now.


Chuck looks out his window and sees a passenger jet far below.


Cut to:


24 INT.
AIRPLANE - NIGHT 2


Sarah is startled by something.  She looks at her photo
of herself and Chuck, then outside.


Out her window she sees a black shape above streak by.


She angrily puts her photo away and goes back to sleep.


Cut to:


25 EXT.
Istanbul - day 2


Chuck, Casey, Awesome and Morgan are walking along a street.


CASEY


Devon, get Chuck a fresh set of clothes...fashionable ones,
and get him to Sarah's hotel and bathe him.


AWESOME


No problem John.


CASEY


Morgan...you keep an eye on Sarah when she lands and make
sure no one except Chuck gets too close to her.


MORGAN


Got it John.


CHUCK


Shouldn't I just try calling her again?  I just don't
feel good about this...stalking my own wife.


CASEY


He's not stalking...he's your wingman.  Moron.


Casey's phone rings.


CASEY


Meet me at the CIA office.


CHUCK


Who was that?


CASEY


Roan Montgomery.  He was in Brussels so I asked him to
come here and help.


CHUCK


What are you two doing?


CASEY


Neutralizing Beefcake before he gets within intimate range of
your wife...idiot!


The team splits up.


Cut to:


26 EXT.
Istanbul airport - day 2


Sarah is standing on the sidewalk with her luggage trying to
flag down a taxi.


Across the street we see Morgan watching her from his car.
 He makes a call:


MORGAN


Sarah's here now.  Everyone ready?


Cut to:


27 Int.
Louis vuitton, Istanbul - day 2


Awesome is on the phone while a salesman takes Chuck's
measurements.


AWESOME


Crap.  We're still getting Chuck suited up.  Then
off to Sarah's hotel to bathe him.


Awesome hangs up and turns to the salesman:


AWESOME


We want the suit, all 3 shirts, the tux, the tie, the bow
tie, the belt and the three pairs of shoes.  Have them tailored and drop
the stuff off at our hotel.  I need it done immediately.


CHUCK


Devon this stuff is gonna cost me a small fortune.


AWESOME


Bro...trust me...you need the makeover.  Now stop
whining and pay up, cause we gotta run now.


continuous shot:


28 ext.
louis vuitton - day 2


Chuck and Awesome can be seen catching a taxi.


A little behind them, we see HANNAH. She watches with
shock and interest.


cut to:


29 Int.
Taxi - day 2


Sarah looks thoughtfully out the window.


Cut to:


30 Int.
Taxi - day 2


Morgan picks up the radio:


MORGAN


Hurry up guys...she's on the move.


Cut to:


31 EXT.
Russian embassy - day 2


Casey and ROAN observe inside via binoculars from a spy van.


Cut to:


32 Int.
Russian embassy - day 2


Looking through binoculars and a window, we see Grant filing
papers.  He cautiously checks over his shoulder, then inconspicuously
opens a file marked secret and reads it.


Cut to:


33 EXT.
RUSSIAN EMBASSY - DAY 2


In the spy van:


CASEY


Looks like he's reading things he shouldn't.


Roan


Seems like a legitimate defector.


CASEY


How's the security?  Can we get to him now?


ROAN


No chance.  They got guards on every stairwell, door and
rooftop.  It's as if they're expecting us.


CASEY


We'll have to get him at his meeting with Sarah tonight.
 It's our only chance...


ROAN


We need a plan to get close to him without alarming either
him or Sarah...


cut to:


34 EXT.
RUSSIAN EMBASSY - DAY 2


Klebb is watching Casey and Roan's van with her binoculars.


cut to:


35 int.
hotel - night 3


Chuck is dressed in a Louis Vuitton shirt, pants, shoes and
belt. He looks like a skinny supermodel.


AWESOME


Bro...you look awesome.


CHUCK


Thanks Devon. But don't you think I should call Sarah to
let her know we're here?


awesome


You can from the van. We gotta move. Casey, Morgan
and Roan are waiting for us!


cut to:


36 ext.
hotel - night 3


Chuck and Awesome step out and into a waiting van.


Across the street, Hannah is watching with her 2 friends in a
car:


CHLOE: A beautiful Korean woman about Hannah's age.


LOIS: A beautiful blonde about Hannah's age.


lois


Hannah, are you sure you really want to see him
again? The guy's a total jerk.


chloe


He dumped you right after you two made love! That guy's
a total douche bag!


hannah


I need to know why. He was the nicest, sweetest guy I've
ever met...there must have been a reason.


cut to:


37 ext.
medieval times - night 3


We see Sarah, wearing an elegant evening gown, get out from a
taxi and enter the restaurant.


We see Chuck's van pull in as well.


Further off is Hannah's car.


The camera focuses on the name of the restaurant: Medieval
Times.


cut to:


38 int.
medieval times - night 3


Sarah is taken to an empty table with a reserved sign on
it. The waiter removes the reserved sign and Sarah sits.


cut to:


39 EXT.
medieval times - NIGHT 3


Casey, Awesome, Morgan, Roan and Chuck find a hiding spot
near a window where they can watch Sarah.


casey


Roan, stay here with moron and bring him up to speed on the
latest seduction techniques.


CHUCK


What are the rest of you up to?


CASEY


We're going to intercept Beefcake before he bangs your wife,
numb nuts.


Casey, Awesome and Morgan disappear into the
restaurant. As they leave, we notice they are dressed as waiters.


cut to:


40 int.
car - night 3


Hannah, Chloe and Lois watch from within their cars.


CHLOE


What are they doing?


HANNAH


Wait...looks like they're watching someone in the
restaurant...


cut to:


41 EXT.
medieval times - NIGHT 3


We see Rosa Klebb hiding behind some bushes filming what's
going on inside with a video camera.


cut to:


42 EXT.
medieval times - NIGHT 3


Lester, Jeff and Big Mike hide across the street in a
tree. They are watching with binoculars.


lester


Looks like there's a lot of action happening down there.


cut to:


43 INT.
medieval times - NIGHT 3


The Medieval Times show begins with some knights riding on
horses and jousting to the cheers and laughter of the crowd.


CUE Red Grant, who enters wearing a tuxedo, and walks up to
Sarah's table.


GRANT


Sarah?


SARAH


The name's Bartowski...Sarah Bartowski.


Grant takes Sarah's hand and kisses it. He then sits.


GRANT


Waiter! A bottle of Krystal Champagne please.


The waiter nods and goes to the bar to fetch the drinks.


cut to:


44 EXT.
medieval times - NIGHT 3


Chuck is carefully watching through a window nearby Sarah's
table and is getting very jealous and insecure.


ROAN


Relax Charles...Casey and Morgan should be in position now.


cut to:


45 INT.
medieval times - NIGHT 3


Casey and Morgan return to the table with the
drinks. Morgan goes directly to Sarah, who at first looks surprised at
Morgan, but then regains composure.


MORGAN


Your drinks, Madame.


SARAH


It's a surprise to see two waiters to serve one set of drinks.


Sarah gives Casey a look.


Casey subtlely shakes his head.


Grant looks at Casey, who then quickly reverts to his typical
stoic face.


cut to:


46 EXT.
medieval times - NIGHT 3


Klebb recognizes Morgan and Casey and dials on her phone.


cut to:


47 INT.
medieval times - NIGHT 3


Grant's phone rings.


GRANT


I'm sorry Sarah. I'm so rude.


MORGAN


I'm sorry sir...but I have to ask you to switch off your
phone as we are in the middle of the show.


Grant looks at the Caller ID and sees its Klebb.


grant


Let me take this outside.


MORGAN


You should never leave a beautiful woman like this
alone. Otherwise another man will swoop in to take your place.


grant


You're right.


CASEY


Sir...why don't you have a drink?


Casey offers Grant a specific champagne glass.


grant


Thank you. Your service is excellent.


Grant drinks the entire glass of champagne.


GRANT


Sarah...you should try this. It's excellent.


MORGAN


Oohh...you have no idea.


Casey grunts.


Sarah stares at Morgan and Casey.


morgan


It was a pleasure to serve you both...


Casey just grabs Morgan and pulls him out.


Sarah turns Grant's attention to the show:


SARAH


What's the story with this?


GRANT


Those two knights are jousting for the affections of the
Princess over there.


SARAH


Why don't they just let the woman choose?


GRANT


A smart man always makes sure beautiful women like yourself
only have one choice: him.


SARAH


Are you like a stalker or something?


cut to:


48 EXT.
medieval times - NIGHT 3


Chuck grabs Morgan:


CHUCK


Thanks alot buddy! You just told stud there to stay
close to my wife all night long!


MORGAN


Oh...sorry...but don't worry...he won't be up...to much...for
at least a week.


Morgan winks at Chuck.


Morgan, Awesome, Casey and Roan start to giggle.


cut to:


49 int.
car - night 3


hannah


Wait a minute...I think that's Chuck's ex girlfriend in
there...with some hot Asian guy...


lois


Hmm...looks Chinese...nice bod...


cut to:


50 INT.
medieval times - NIGHT 3


GRANT


I have to confess...I did some covert investigation into your
background...I have to say...your service record is amazing.


SARAH


Thanks.


GRANT


It also says you're married.


SARAH


Yes...I'm very lucky.


grant


Your husband's a foolish man to leave you alone so often.


SARAH


I have my own mind...My husband doesn't control me.


Cut to:


51 EXT.
medieval times - NIGHT 3


CHUCK


I can't believe it.  They're flirting!


ROAN


Will you just relax?  If you want my professional
opinion, I'd say he's flirting and she's ignoring.


CHUCK


Why is this happening to me?  I love her!


ROAN


Magnet...move into position.


MORGAN


I'm on it.


Morgan goes back into the restaurant.


Cut to:


52 Int.
Medieval times - night 3


Morgan walks over to Sarah's table and faces Grant.  He
positions himself between Grant and the window, keeping Chuck and the others
safely out of view.


MORGAN


Would you like another glass of champagne sir?


Meanwhile, hidden from Grant's view, Morgan's fingers signal
to Sarah to look out the window.


Sarah takes the hint and for the first time, sees Chuck
looking right back at her.


The following conversation is mimed:


Chuck: Sarah.


Sarah: Chuck?


Chuck: It's me, Chuck.


Sarah: Yes...I can see you.


Sarah and Chuck look at Grant and see Morgan has him tied up
in polite conversation.


Sarah: What are you doing here?


Chuck: Looking for you.


Sarah: Why?


GRANT


Sarah...the waiter just made an excellent suggestion...


Sarah faces Grant suddenly.


SARAH


Whatever.


Sarah turns back to the window to mime with Chuck:


Sarah looks annoyed.


Sarah: Chuck, go back to your hotel.


Chuck: What?


Sarah: Beat it.


While distracted Grant leans in and gives Sarah a small peck
on her cheek.


Chuck watches in agony.


Grant goes in for another kiss while Sarah looks shocked and
stunned.


Suddenly Morgan jumps on Grant and wraps himself around
Grant's head.


cut to:


53 ext.
medieval times - night 3


Chuck's face is buried in his hands in despair.


roan


Snap out of it Charles! He kissed her without any
invitation...that's mouth rape. And stop acting like a fifty year old
virgin!


cut to:


54 INT.
MEDIEVAL TIMES - NIGHT 3


We see Morgan with his arms and legs wrapped around Grant's
head, with Grant struggling to get Morgan off.


Sarah watches on...shocked.


Morgan mimes to Sarah: Go talk to Chuck.


A few waiters grab Morgan and pull him off. They drag
him out.


grant


That was really strange.


SARAH


Let's get out of here. Don't want too much attention
drawn to you.


Sarah puts her arm in Grant's and leads him outside.


Chuck looks devastated.


cut to:


55 EXT.
MEDIEVAL TIMES - NIGHT 3


casey


Come on! We got to help Grimes!


Casey, Awesome, and Roan start to run to the front to grab
Morgan.


Chuck runs to the side exit to see Sarah escorting Grant away.


Sarah scowls at Chuck.


Chuck just looks down and looks very depressed as Sarah hails
a cab to take her and Grant away.


Suddenly a car pulls up and the passenger window rolls
down. CUE Hannah:


hannah


Chuck, are you alright?


CHUCK


Hannah? What are you doing here?


HANNAH


Get in. I'll explain.


Chuck gets in the car with Hannah, Lois and Chloe and they
drive off.


Klebb watches them drive away.


Meanwhile, Big Mike, Lester and Jeff watch from a street
corner.


lester


Ahh...the plot thickens.


cut to:


56 int.
car - night 3


Lois, Chloe and Hannah all start slapping and hitting Chuck.


CHUCK


Oww! Stop! You don't understand!


lois


Understand what, playboy?!


CHLOE


You left our friend after you had your way with her, pig!


CHUCK


Hannah...I'm so sorry about what happened! But please,
my wife is leaving me!


HANNAH


Oohh...I see...had enough of her too?!


CHUCK


That's not it! Please let me explain.


hannah


OK...scum bag...explain...


CHUCK


But only to you. And you have to keep it a secret!


HANNAH


Fine you have one chance to save your miserable
life. Better be a good excuse.


The car stops. Hannah and Chuck get out.


cut to:


57 ext.
car - night 3


Chuck and Hannah are hugging.


CHUCK


And that's the truth. The reason I had to break up with
you. I'm so sorry I let it get that far.


HANNAH


You should have told me this long ago. I would have
understood. It would have been our secret.


CHUCK


I'm so sorry.


HANNAH


I understand. I forgive you.


CHUCK


Can you take me back to my hotel quickly please?


HANNAH


Sure.


Chuck and Hannah get back into the car.


continuous shot:


58 int.
car - night 3


CHLOE


So can we kill Chuck now? If we dump him off the side of
the road nobody will find him.


HANNAH


Chloe...it's OK. Chuck and I are cool now.


LOIS


You're kidding right? Don't tell me you believed all his
crap?!


HANNAH


I do. And it isn't crap.


CHUCK


Thank you.


Chloe rolls her eyes.


CHUCK


Can you please take me back to my hotel now?


cut to:


59 EXT.
HOTEL - NIGHT 3


The car stops outside Chuck and Sarah's hotel and Chuck gets
out. He walks to the passenger window to talk to Hannah.


CHUCK


I'm sorry about everything that happened between us Hannah.


HANNAH


Me too.


CHUCK


Friends?


HANNAH


Maybe.


Chuck steps away as the car drives off.


Casey comes running up to Chuck.


CASEY


Where were you, moron? Your wife made it here about five
minutes ago.


CHUCK


With Grant?


CASEY


Yes...of course...moron!


cut to:


60 int.
sarah's hotel room - night 3


Sarah has just put her bag down on the nightstand.


Grant has begun taking off all his clothes.


SARAH


What the hell do you think you're doing?


GRANT


Why would a married woman bring me up to her hotel room?


Sarah just rolls her eyes. She opens her purse and pulls
out her pistol.


cut to:


61 int.
spy van - night 3


Rosa Klebb is spying on the activities going on in Sarah's
room via hidden cameras.


She looks at one monitor and sees Chuck knocking on Sarah's
door.


cut to:


62 ext.
sarah's hotel room - night 3


Sarah opens the door and sees Chuck.


CHUCK


Sarah honey, I love you. I missed you so much. I'm
sorry about everything that happened at Medieval Times...


SARAH


Chuck...now is not the time.


Sarah looks over and both Chuck and her see Grant naked
except for his boxers.


Chuck's jaw just drops.


Chuck just walks away, humiliated, before Sarah can explain.


Sarah looks sad and shuts the door.


cut to:


63 int.
chuck's hotel room - night 3


Chuck, Awesome, Casey, Roan and Morgan are talking in his
room, trying to console Chuck. Chuck is drinking heavily.


AWESOME


Bro...I'm sure there's a logical explanation for all of this.


CASEY


Besides which, according to our surveillance, he's already
left.


CHUCK


Thanks alot guys. It's comforting to know he didn't take
that long to complete.


MORGAN


Buddy...don't worry...he didn't start anything...we took care
of that already...


Everyone except Chuck starts to chuckle.


roan


Nothing happened. Trust us. If you don't believe
it...just wait till we dump the last few minutes of surveillance footage onto
disk and then you can watch it yourself.


CHUCK


No thanks. I have no desire to see the love of my life
with another man.


AWESOME


Bro...you're really overreacting you know.


CHUCK


I'm going to pass out. Tomorrow I'm just going to throw
myself at Sarah's feet and beg her to take me back. I can't go on without
her.


The group just rolls their eyes.


morgan


Fine. We're going to go out and celebrate.


CHUCK


You're not making this any better for me buddy!


cut to:


64 ext.
sarah's hotel room - day 3


Chuck is carrying a single rose and walking to Sarah's room
when the door opens and she steps out.  Upon seeing Chuck she looks
visibly annoyed.  Sarah continues leaving while Chuck chases after her.


CHUCK


Sarah honey.  Can we please talk?


SARAH


Chuck...you're ruining my mission!


CHUCK


Just let me explain!


SARAH


Not now.  I have to go to the Russian embassy to meet
Red.  Just do me a big favor and pack your bags and go.


CHUCK


But Sarah...I love you.


SARAH


Then trust me.


Sarah storms off leaving Chuck in the hallway.


Cut to:


65 EXT.
Hotel - day 3


Chuck is carrying some clothes in some Louis Vuitton shopping
bags to a van where Casey, Awesome, Roan and Morgan are waiting.


roan


What the hell do you think you're doing?


CHUCK


Going back to Burbank. Sarah told me to get lost.


MORGAN


Buddy...you're overreacting...she was understandably upset
about some of the things we did last night at Medieval Times...


CHUCK


Buddy...she invited another guy into her hotel room, then she
told me to get lost. Now she's going to meet him at the Russian embassy.


AWESOME


Chuck...knock it off! All this self pity is not awesome.


CASEY


Look...Roan and I will head over to the embassy and be your
wingmen...if Beefcake tries anything stupid...we'll take him out.


CHUCK


I don't want to kill him!


AWESOME


Bro...you are way too nice!


CHUCK


What's that supposed to mean?


roan


Exactly what it means...sometimes you got to be a
bastard! Tell Sarah you won't stand for her doing missions which involve
using men as marks.


MORGAN


Or women.


Chuck just stares at Morgan.


CHUCK


You guys aren't helping! Just leave me alone!


Chuck starts walking off.


ROAN


Chuck...get back here!


casey


No...leave him be. Give him a chance to sort things out
for himself. Let's go on wingman duty.


cut to:


66 int.
school - day 3


It's a computerized classroom and Hannah is the
teacher. The students are mostly very young...around ages seven or eight.


HANNAH


OK...remember to check your firewall settings first.


Hannah looks outside and sees Chuck moping about.


student


Teacher, how do I download movies?


HANNAH


You buy them from Amazon dot com or iTunes...just focus on
the firewall settings...I'll be back soon.


Hannah leaves the classroom.


cut to:


67 ext.
school - day 3


Hannah runs out to catch Chuck.


HANNAH


Chuck...wait!


CHUCK


Hannah? What are you doing here?


HANNAH


I work here...Chuck...can we talk?


CHUCK


Sure...


HANNAH


Now that I understand everything you did last year, I think I
over reacted.


CHUCK


You didn't. I just couldn't continue with you because
I'd be lying to you all the time...I felt terrible...but Sarah understood...she
always does...and she took me back...


HANNAH


Why are you so upset?


CHUCK


She's avoiding me and hanging out with some guy...


HANNAH


That's an awful way to end a relationship.


CHUCK


That's the thing...I don't want it to end.


Hannah looks sad.


HANNAH


What are you doing now?


CHUCK


Trying to pull myself together...thinking of what to say to
her...but she doesn't want to see me.


Hannah looks down...rejected...but she has to help
Chuck...she still loves him and wants him to be with his love.


HANNAH


Maybe I can help? Look, I have a laser printer in the
classroom...why don't you type out a letter and I'll deliver it to her?


CHUCK


Really? Thanks Hannah!


Chuck runs into the classroom and Hannah sadly runs after her.


cut to:


68 EXT.
RUSSIAN EMBASSY - DAY 3


Chuck and Hannah pull up in her car.


HANNAH


Chuck...stay in the car.


CHUCK


Fine...not the first time I've heard that.


Hannah gets out of the car, leaving Chuck behind.


cut to:


69 INT.
RUSSIAN EMBASSY - DAY 3


Hannah enters the embassy and sees Sarah sitting in the
outside reception by herself.


HANNAH


Excuse me...Sarah?


SARAH


What?


Sarah recognizes Hannah.


HANNAH


I'm Hannah. I have a note for you from your husband...he
loves you very much.


Hannah passes Sarah Chuck's letter.


Sarah reads it in her head:


SARAH (VOICEOVER)


My dearest Sarah, I long for you every minute. Not a
moment goes by that I don't think of you. I know you are angry with me and
I wish you would just vent at me, because at least we would still be
together. Please call me. Love always, Chuck.


Tears start to form in Sarah's eyes. She is visibly
moved.


SARAH


Thank you.


HANNAH


You're welcome.


Grant enters the room:


grant


Sarah...it's time.


Grant motions to Sarah.


SARAH


Coming...just give me a sec...


Sarah types a text message into her phone.


Then she follows Grant into the secure area of the embassy.


Cut to:


70 Int.
Car - day 3


Chuck gets a text on his iPhone.  He sees it's from
Sarah.


Excited, he reads it: Sewer


Chuck runs out of the car.


Cut to:


71 EXT.
Car - day 3


Hannah comes back and sees Chuck is not there.  She
looks around and sees him lifting a manhole and climbing into a sewer.
 Realizing he is spying, she sadly gets in her car.


Continuous shot:


72 INT.
CAR - DAY 3


Hannah sadly cries herself to sleep.


Cut to:


73 EXT.
Russian embassy - day 3


Big Mike, Jeff and Lester are hiding behind a fence and
watching.


LESTER


Great idea to stake out Chuck's hotel Michael.  Soon
you'll be a pro stalker like us.


BIG MIKE


Can it Patel.  You watch Hannah.  Jeff and I will
watch for Sarah.


JEFF


How come Lester gets to stalk Hannah and I don't?


BIG MIKE


Remember: we're here for Chuck.


lester


So we help Charles get Sarah, or Hannah?


jeff


Or both?


Big Mike just shakes his head in defeat.


cut to:



74 EXT.
Paris - night


Dream Sequence:


Hannah is walking alone, sadly, on a Parisian
street. She is singing On My Own, from Les Miserables:
[http://www.elyrics.net/read/l/les-miserables-lyrics/on-my-own-lyrics.html].
 She is singing the 25th anniversary version sung by Samantha Barks.


hannah


And now I'm all alone again nowhere to turn, no one to go to

without a home without a friend without a face to say hello to

And now the night is near

Now I can make believe he's here


Chuck appears in Hannah`s dream and is walking beside Hannah.


hannah


Sometimes I walk alone at night

When everybody else is sleeping

I think of him and then I'm happy

With the company I'm keeping

The city goes to bed

And I can live inside my head


Hannah stops and she and Chuck look at one another.


hannah


On my own

Pretending he's beside me

All alone

I walk with him till morning

Without him

I feel his arms around me


Chuck hugs Hannah.


HANNAH


And when I lose my way I close my eyes

And he has found me

In the rain the pavement shines like silver

All the lights are misty in the river

In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight

And all I see is him and me forever and forever

And I know it's only in my mind

That I'm talking to myself and not to him

And although I know that he is blind

Still I say, there's a way for us


cut to:


75 INT.
RUSSIAN EMBASSY - DAY 3


Sarah and Grant make their way down a secret passage into the
sewer. Although Grant is speaking, Sarah looks distracted and is clearly
somewhere else:


cut to:


76 EXT.
PARIS - NIGHT


Sarah enters the dream sequence and she holds one of Chuck's
hands while Hannah holds another. Sarah and Hannah continue the song as a
duet:


hannah and sarah together


I love him


hannah


But when the night is over

He is gone

The river's just a river

Without him

The world around me changes

The trees are bare and everywhere

The streets are full of strangers


hannah and sarah together


I love him

But every day I'm learning


hannah


All my life

I've only been pretending

Without me

His world would go on turning

A world that's full of happiness

That I have never known


hannah and sarah together


I love him

I love him

I love him


hannah


But only on my own


Chuck and Sarah fade out of the dream.


fade to:


77 INT.
CAR - DAY 3


Hannah wakes up. She looks over to the sewer manhole
that Chuck entered and sees several thugs enter.


Concerned, Hannah waits for them to disappear, and then gets
out of the car.


continuous shot:


78 EXT.
RUSSIAN EMBASSY - DAY 3


Hannah runs over to the manhole and enters herself.


Behind her, we see Big Mike, Jeff and Lester follow. Big
Mike and Jeff struggle to push themselves through.


cut to:


79 int.
sewer - day 3


Grant is taking Sarah along the sewer tunnel.


Hidden behind them, Chuck watches from a distance.


SARAH


Where are we going?


GRANT


A little further. This sewer takes us straight from the
embassy to a secret salvage area.


SARAH


It's cold in here.


Grant takes his shirt off and puts it around Sarah, revealing
his chiseled upper body.


GRANT


There you go. That should keep you warm.


SARAH


Thanks...you're such a gentleman.


Chuck watches jealously.


Grant and Sarah approach a ladder leading up.


grant


This is it. I'll go up first.


SARAH


What if there are guards up there?


GRANT


Good point. Here...give me your pistol.


Sarah thinks, pulls her pistol out of her purse, and while
holding the pistol over the purse, slides out the clip, checks it for ammo and
carefully slides it back in.


SARAH


Here you go.


Sarah hands him her pistol.


Chuck watches as Grant climbs the ladder, followed by Sarah.


Chuck waits for a moment, then follows them up.


continuous shot


80 int.
warehouse - day 3


They are inside a giant warehouse filled with shelves and
crates of different types of electrical, mechanical and computer equipment.


Chuck sees that Grant has Sarah at gunpoint.


grant


I was supposed to just ruin your marriage, but since you
don't seem to get involved with people you work with anymore, my boss gave me
new orders.


Grant looks ready to pull the trigger as Sarah coldly looks
on.


Chuck jumps out of hiding and runs to get between Sarah and
Grant.


CHUCK


Sarah!


Grant aims at Chuck and pulls the trigger.


The empty clip in Sarah's pistol falls out.


CHUCK


What?


SARAH


What type of idiot do you think I am?


Chuck turns to face Sarah:


CHUCK


You didn't sleep with him?


SARAH


What?! What are you talking about?? Of course not!


A gunshot is heard from the sewers.


We see Big Mike, Lester and Jeff come from the sewers
escorted by several thugs.


GRANT


Tie those three and Chuck up with the others.


The thugs take Chuck, Big Mike, Lester and Jeff away.


SARAH


What do you intend to do with me?


GRANT


I intend to kill you. But not just yet. Get her to
the speedboat!


Grant motions to a thug that takes Sarah away.


Grant walks a bit to a corner of the warehouse where we see:


Casey, Awesome, Roan and Morgan tied up alongside Chuck, Big
Mike, Jeff and Lester. All have both their hands tied behind their backs
and their feet bound.


Grant takes out an explosive and sets its timer to 20 minutes.


grant


Gotta give myself enough time to clear out of Istanbul before
this thing goes off. See ya!


Grant runs off as the explosive begins ticking.


LESTER


Charles...it has been an honour.


CHUCK


Well geez...thanks Lester.


LESTER


I can't believe we're going to die! Ahh!!!


CASEY


Shut up idiot!


MORGAN


Will everyone please calm down?


They all hear some noise from the nearby sewage
manhole...someone is trying to push it open but cannot.


AWESOME


You hear that?


roan


Yeah...someone's trying to get in here. Casey...help
them.


BIG MIKE


What if it's more bad guys?


ROAN


Why would they come when they're trying to blow this place up
with us in it?


Casey begins rolling on the floor to the manhole
cover. He sees it is a little ajar.


Rolling so his hands, which are tied behind his back, are now
grabbing the jilted edge of the lid...Casey uses his feet to slowly pull
himself and thus the lid off.


Casey grunts in exhaustion.


AWESOME


You realy need to exercise some more, John.


Up comes Hannah.


CHUCK


Hannah...what are you doing here? Are you
crazy? Get out of here!


Hannah stumbles to the ticking bomb and presses the disarm
button. She then takes out a pair of nail clippers from her purse and
slowly manages to free Chuck's hands.


CHUCK


Hannah are you all right? Why do your clothes look
wet? Are you bleeding?!


HANNAH


Hold me Chuck...I don't think I can stand anymore.


Hannah collapses into Chuck's arms.


Chuck finally notices Hannah's clothes are soaked in her own
blood.


CHUCK


Oh my God, it's everywhere! Hannah! No! Hannah!


HANNAH


Don't you fret, Monsieur Charles, I don't feel any pain.


Hannah gasps in pain.


HANNAH


A little bit of rain, can hardly hurt me now.


CHUCK


Hannah! Stop talking like that! Devon's
here! He's the most awesome doctor ever! He'll save you!


Chuck leans over and unties Awesome's hands. Awesome
then unties his feet and rushes over to examine Hannah.


Awesome looks very sad and just holds Hannah's hand.


HANNAH


Chuck...please don't leave me now. I'm begging you.


CHUCK


I won't! I swear to God I won't! Devon...what the
hell are you waiting for?! Do something! Get something to stop the
bleeding!


Awesome looks solemnly at Chuck and shakes his
head. There's nothing he can do at this point.


Chuck holds Hannah closely.


HANNAH


And you will keep me safe...and you will keep me close...


CHUCK


I'll keep you safe...I'll keep you close...in my embrace.


HANNAH


Thank you. Now go save Sarah...


Hannah stops breathing. Chuck gently closes her
eyes. He begins sobbing hysterically and buries his head in Hannah.


CHUCK


No!!!


Awesome hugs Chuck in support.


The group hangs their heads solemnly in respect and
remembrance of Hannah.


AWESOME


I'm sorry bro...if there was something I could do...I would.


Casey looks up.


CASEY


We can still save Sarah. We can stop Grant from killing
her.


Lester looks up.


LESTER


There is something else we can do...we can avenge Hannah.


The group looks at Lester in shock.


CHUCK


I'm going save my wife. I love her and I know she loves
me.


roan


Chuck...after going through this...you should learn the
following two lessons: one...that you need to be more secure and confident in
your marriage to Sarah, and two...you shouldn't ever let your wife wander off
with any beefcake that comes along.


CHUCK


What?


AWESOME


Just be cool bro...just be there for Sarah...


MORGAN


Wait a minute! Like I said before...you live in a
complete bubble of total hotness! Look at me...I'm what's comfortable
around Chuck...


jeff


You're not Chuck...Chuck is quite handsome...


CHUCK


Jeff...I'm not sure if I should just run now or not.


jeff


Well...that's what all the Buy More girls say...


AWESOME


Bro...you're not ugly. I hear the same from many
girls. That's why you got hot girls like Jill, Hannah and Sarah all over
you.


roan


Next...never leave your wife alone with guys
like...Grant. You got to establish your boundaries.


jeff


That's right Chuck. Sometimes you gotta play dirty to
keep the girl. If you think she's the one for you, then you gotta believe
that it's best for her to be with you.


The group looks at Jeff.


LESTER


Besides which, he was only trying to cuckold you to embarass
you in front of the world.


CHUCK


What?


cut to:


81 int.
yacht - day 3


Grant throws a tied up Sarah into the hold of the boat.


grant


I only have to arrange it so it looks like you were cheating
on your husband.


SARAH


Why?


GRANT


Carmichael Industries...Operation Bartowski...the most
successful spies in history...next to Stephen Bartowski himself.


SARAH


So...what's it to you?


grant


You embarassed my superiors. You and your husband are
like legends in the espionage business. So they hired me to embarass you.


SARAH


By trying to seduce me?


cut to:


82 INT.
WAREHOUSE - DAY 3


CHUCK


That was the plan?


LESTER


Of course...don't you see Charles? The perfect
humiliation. You...a white man...has his white woman stolen from him by an
asian.


CHUCK


That's ridiculous!


lester


No it's not. The MIT Sloan School of Management did a
study on this back in two thousand and six.  The study proves that Asian
males are viewed as the least desirable  romantic prospects in Western
society. If you don't believe me, download the study from
http://ssrn.com/abstract=895442.


CHUCK


Are you suggesting I should have known all along this was a
trap?


Lester and Jeff nod in agreement.


LESTER


Why do you think I have such a hard time hooking up?


The others roll their eyes.


Cut to:


83 INT.
YACHT - DAY 3


grant


It was supposed to be filmed and released to the world press
to humiliate you and your husband...and get you kicked out of the spy business
for good.


SARAH


So there was never any Lektor?


grant


No.


SARAH


I take it you gave up on trying to bed me?


GRANT


I only need it to look like you had an affair...I rented this
boat in both our names...


SARAH


So we're going to have an accident out at sea...let me
guess...the boat blows up...and the coast guard checks the logs and sees only
you and I on it...so the world press explains it as an affair ending badly...so
are you going to frame my husband for the explosion?


GRANT


No...too late for that now...but that was a great suggestion.


Grant leaves.


Sarah pulls a knife hidden in her pants and starts to cut
through her bonds.


cut to:


84 INT.
WAREHOUSE - DAY 3


chuck


You knew all this and you didn't tell me?!


jeff


We never got a chance!


BIG MIKE


I told you two stalkers to control yourselves and stop
stalking Hannah!


LESTER


Well Michael...she did lead us to Charles...so if we followed
your idiotic plan...we would never have made it this far.


MORGAN


Guys...stop arguing! We got to get to Sarah now!


Chuck stands up and looks around.


CHUCK


Wait a minute...I got a plan...


CASEY


Plan? We gotta get out of this junk pile first.


CHUCK


No we don't...don't you see Casey...this isn't just any
ordinary junk pile...


Casey looks around.


The camera pans out and we see the warehouse and some of the
boxes labelled CIA...


CHUCK


This is a spy gadget junkyard.


cut to:


85 INT.
YACHT - DAY 3


Grant casts off the anchor and starts the motor.


cut to:


86 ext.
istanbul - day 3


A yacht leaves the harbour followed by 3 speedboats.


cut to:


87 INT.
WAREHOUSE - DAY 3


Chuck and Morgan are working together in assembling what
looks like a box.


casey


This is crazy!


CHUCK


It'll work! Trust me! Big Mike...can you go to
Hannah's school and bring her class here in about fifteen minutes?


BIG MIKE


I'm on it!


Big Mike runs out.


cut to:


88 INT.
YACHT - DAY 3


Sarah has cut her hands free and is now loosening the bonds
on her feet.


cut to:


89 INT.
WAREHOUSE - DAY 3


Big Mike runs inside with all the students. Hannah's
slain body has been covered with blankets and hidden away from their site.


CHUCK


OK...I need your help...I'm Hannah's friend and I need your
help to save my wife...


The children just stare at Chuck blankly.


little boy


We were told Hannah was here! I'm going to call my Daddy!


Lester steps forward.


lester


Do you see that bundle of blankets over there?!? That's
your beloved teacher, Hannah, who was murdered by the people we are trying to
stop!


The children just drop their jaws and stare in fright.


LESTER


We can't save Hannah, but if we all work together, we can
avenge her!


The children begin to cheer in support.


lester


Charles says you all know something about computer
networks. Help us set up the wireless inside that!


cut to:


90 INT.
YACHT - DAY 3


Sarah is free when Grant starts to come down the
stairs. She hides her knife and pretends she's still bound.


Grant enters and begins grabbing some rope.


Cut to:


91 INT.
WAREHOUSE - DAY 3


The group has assembled a mini-blimp with jet engines.


CASEY


Head that way.  He's probably going to that marina to
take Sarah to the Sea of Marmara.


CHUCK


Why there?


ROAN


It's where all the rich Turkish men take their mistresses.
 Open water, all alone on a yacht with no one to interrupt...


Everyone looks at Roan:


ROAN


Just saying...


AWESOME


Remember bro...tell Sarah you love her and get jealous when
other guys get near her.


CHUCK


Have you ever had to do that with Ellie?


AWESOME


How could Ellie want another man over me?


CHUCK


Well maybe Sarah doesn't look at other men since me?


The group shakes their heads: not likely.


roan


Remember, he's going to have backup boats around...to make
sure no witnesses and no help for Sarah.


casey


So you gotta trick him into the Bosphorus Strait. It's
nice and narrow with restricted maneouvering room...will even the odds against
Grant's backup boats.


CHUCK


Got it.


Chuck looks at his friends and Hannah's students with
grattitude.


CHUCK


Thank you.


Lester rushes up with a bouquet of Gardenia.


lester


Don't forget these Charles...Sarah's favourite flowers.


CHUCK


Thanks and how did you know that?


jeff


We're professional stalkers, remember?


AWESOME


Go save your wife, stud!


casey


Go!


Chuck stands up in the passenger box and we see he is wearing
the Louis Vuitton tuxedo he bought earlier.


Chuck throws out the anchor and the blimp starts floating.


Cut to:


92 EXT.
Warehouse - day 3


We see the large front doors of the warehouse open.


Chuck's blimp floats out.


Hannah's students chase after it.


All children (repeatedly)


Go Chuck go!  Go Chuck go!  Go Chuck go!


Chuck starts the engines and the blimp flies off.


Cut to:


93 INT.
YACHT - DAY 3


Grant, while winding up the rope, turns his head to look
outside.


Sarah leaps at Grant, knife ready to slice his throat.


The boat rocks and Sarah narrowly misses.


Grant throws a punch which Sarah ducks.  She side kicks
him in the ribs.


After a brief martial arts battle it is clear Sarah is
outclassed. Grant disarms her and Sarah runs to the open deck.


continuous shot:


94 ext.
yacht - day 3


Sarah runs out to recuperate and for the first time sees the
other 3 boats: several men armed with machine guns on each boat, encircling
hers.


The camera pans out and we see the 4 boats in the middle of
the sea.


The camera zooms in on Sarah as she turns around as Grant
calmly climbs up to the top deck.


cut to:


95 ext.
instanbul - day 3


Chuck's blimp is rocketing pass the Istanbul skyline and now
crossing into the sea.


cut to:


96 int.
blimp - day 3


We see inside the blimp for the first time. Chuck has a
laptop attached to a wireless router, and he is typing in some commands into
the keyboard. Beside him are the Gardenia.


Chuck looks over and sees the sea passing quickly below
him. Not far ahead, he sees the wake of 4 boats.


cut to:


97 EXT.
YACHT - DAY 3


On the upper deck, Sarah continues fighting Grant to no
avail. She is knocked into the cockpit against the controls.


Suddenly her iPhone starts beeping.


She takes out her iPhone and sees a text message from an
unknown caller ID with a single word:


UP.


Sarah looks up and she sees Chuck's blimp coming over the
horizon.


The iPhone beeps again. She looks at the next message,
also a single word:


CHUCK


cut to:


98 INT.
BLIMP - DAY 3


The blimp is rocketing fast over the sea and gaining on the
boats. Chuck stands up and starts yelling at the top of his voice
repeatedly:


CHUCK


Sarah! Sarah! I love you! Sarah I love you!


cut to:


99 EXT.
YACHT - DAY 3


Sarah can hear a faint voice over the wind and motors of the
boat: Sarah I love you...


Sarah looks up at the approaching blimp and
smiles. Suddenly her limbs grow stronger and she stands with renewed
strength and vigor.


SARAH


Let's finish this, shall we?


Sarah and Grant fight again, but Sarah defeats him and knocks
him unconscious with a spinning side kick to his temple.


Sarah's iPhone beeps again. She looks at the text
message and this time it reads:


Bosphorus.


Sarah takes the steering wheel and turns the boat around.


The other 3 boats follow.


cut to:


100 INT.
BLIMP - DAY 3


Chuck starts adjusting some controls on top of him.


cut to:


101 ext.
blimp - day 3


In the sky, the blimp changes direction and follows the
boats. Ahead of the boats, we see the Bosphorus Strait.


cut to:


102 EXT.
YACHT - DAY 3


A thug on one of the escort boats takes out a megaphone and
starts yelling into it:


thug


Grant! Turn around!


cut to:


103 EXT.
YACHT - DAY 3


Sarah continues on her course and ducks her head low.


Gunfire can be heard around her, and bullets can be heard
striking her boat.


She looks ahead and is now entering the Bosphorus Strait.


cut to:


104 INT.
BLIMP - DAY 3


Chuck presses some controls on the blimp.


cut to:


105 EXT.
BLIMP - DAY 3


The blimp's engines shut down.


The blimp slows down over the motor boats.


cut to:


106 int.
blimp - day 3


Chuck starts throwing a few small gas cannisters out the
blimp.


cut to:


107 EXT.
YACHT - DAY 3


Sarah looks up at the blimp between machine gun fire and sees
it rapidly falling towards her.


On the floor, we see Grant starting to stir on the deck.


cut to:


108 int.
boat - day 3


The thugs look up and see the approaching blimp.


A few turn their attention to it and fire some shots at it.


cut to:


109 EXT.
YACHT - DAY 3


Sarah turns around and sees the thugs firing on Chuck's blimp.


SARAH


Chuck...no!


cut to:


110 int.
blimp - day 3


Chuck unhooks some cables and his box falls forward as the
blimp falls behind.


Chuck then cuts a cord.


continuous shot:


111 EXT.
BLIMP - DAY 3


Hang gliding wings unfurl from Chuck's box and he continues
to glide towards Sarah's boat.


cut to:


112 ext.
yacht - day 3


Chuck's blimp crashes into the water in front of the 3 boats
pursuing Sarah.


The 3 boats stop directly in front of it.


cut to:


113 ext.
yacht - day 3


Grant gets up with an anchor and moves menacingly towards
Sarah.


Sarah turns around, looks at Grant, and then quickly ducks
into the lower cabin.


Grant turns around and sees:


Chuck's box smashes into him and crashes into the deck of the
yacht, effectively crushing him.


Sarah comes back up, pushing debris out of her way.


Chuck climbs out of his box. As he steps out, he notices
something funny about the floor beneath him and starts lightly bouncing on it.


CHUCK


This boat feels so squishy.


Sarah looks like she's about to vomit.


CHUCK


Where's Grant?


SARAH


You're standing on him.


Chuck looks down, then turns away in disgust.


Chuck and Sarah then look at each other.


CHUCK


I didn't notice. I'm scared of heights so I crouched in
the box there and closed my eyes and...oh...are you ok honey?


SARAH


Yes sweetie, I am.


CHUCK


Oops...forgot something.


Chuck reaches into the box and takes out the bouquet of
gardenia.


CHUCK


I love you.


Sarah now notices Chuck is standing in a tuxedo with a
bouquet of her favourite flowers held towards her.


Sarah runs to him and kisses him passionately.


SARAH


I love you.


Chuck holds Sarah back for a minute.


CHUCK


We still got to take care of them? You got a flare gun?


SARAH


Yeah...over there.


Chuck walks over to the rear of the boat, opens a hatch and
takes out a flare gun.


The camera shows us the view from the blimp and we see Chuck
holding the flare gun straight at it as the other boats start to slowly make
their way to the edges of the blimp. Sarah stands behind Chuck at the
yacht's controls.


CHUCK


Start the boat...get us out of here fast.


Sarah throttles the boat and speeds away.


Chuck pulls the trigger.


cut to:


114 ext.
sea - day 3


The flare strikes the blimp, causing it to explode. The
other 3 boats are caught in the blast and the thugs are burnt in a huge
fireball.


cut to:


115 ext.
sea - day 3


We see the view from the sky and the fire has formed a ring
surrounding the 3 boats. This reveals Chuck's plan: to trap the pursuing
boats in the narrow Bosphorus Strait and burn them.


Some thugs jump out of their boats and try to swim to escape
but are stopped by the fire around them.


cut to:


116 EXT.
YACHT - DAY 3


CHUCK


Sarah...I love you...I love you...I mean...


SARAH


Why don't you just tell me what you want?


CHUCK


It's just that...I don't want you to be mad with me.


SARAH


Tell you what? I promise not to take on any more
missions with hot guys...as long as you tell me what's on your mind. And
be honest.


CHUCK


That's what I wanted. Also no more seduction missions
either.


SARAH


Deal. And none for you either.


Chuck and Sarah just smile at each other.


SARAH


Where do we go now?


CHUCK


How does Venice sound?


cut to:


117 int.
hotel cipriani, venice - night 4


Chuck and Sarah are in their room looking at a laptop, with
Roan, Casey, Awesome and Morgan on the screen.


CHUCK


Thanks guys.


SARAH


You guys did all this to help Chuck keep me away from that
spy??


ROAN


It was all John's idea.


Casey grunts and looks at Roan.


MORGAN


Yeah...you gotta hand it to John...he's a real Charah
shipper. He's been feeding buspirone to all the hot spy types that got
close to you: Bryce, Kirk, Cole, Shaw...even Gilles...


SARAH


Ever since Chuck and I first met I've been faithful to him.


Sarah thinks for a beat.


SARAH


What's buspirone?


awesome


It's usually for anxiety issues...but it has the nice side
effect of erectile dysfunction.


Awesome, Roan, Casey and Morgan all start chuckling.


CHUCK


You mean...how? Bryce?


cut to:


118 int.
casa casey - night


BRYCE, Sarah and Casey are chatting after Casey shot Bryce in
vs the Nemesis.


bryce


No thanks Casey...I'll find my own place to stay tonight.


Bryce winks at Sarah.


casey


Oh in that case, please have some coffee.


Casey takes a cup of coffee and quietly pours some buspirone
into it.


He gives the cup to Bryce, who drinks it.


BRYCE


Thanks Casey...this tastes great.


cut to:


119 INT.
SARAH'S HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT


Sarah opens the door and Casey enters. Bryce is there
with Sarah after Chuck arrived in vs the Seduction. Bryce is laughing.


BRYCE


Why did Chuck bring you the flowers? Did he think you're
actually interested in him?


Sarah shrugs her shoulders.


Casey offers Sarah and Bryce each a beer.


casey


Want something to drink Larkin? Long time no see.


BRYCE


Yeah thanks Casey.


Bryce grabs the beer and starts chugging it.


cut to:


120 INT.
HOTEL CIPRIANI, VENICE - NIGHT 4


SARAH


I can't believe you guys did that!


MORGAN


Ohh...you haven't heard the best parts yet...


cut to:


121 INT.
BUY MORE - night


Awesome walks to the home theater room where Morgan is
waiting. He passes Morgan a small bottle, who takes the bottle to the
locker area. He puts the bottle in Casey's locker.


cut to:


122 int.
castle - night


Casey is pressing a button on a console and a winch can be
heard in the background. A bell rings and Casey opens a cabinet in front
of him and it contains his locker's possessions, including the bottle Morgan
just placed in.


Casey opens the bottle, pours the contents into a glass of
water, and walks over to COLE.


casey


Here you go, Agent Barker. Some bottled water to make up
for ruining your undercover mission tonight.


cole


Well thank you Casey. That's very kind of you. I'll
need it since I plan on working up a sweat with Agent Walker tonight.


Cole winks at Casey.


Casey grunts.


cut to:


123 INT.
HOTEL CIPRIANI, VENICE - NIGHT 4


SARAH


I can't believe you guys were all so insecure for Chuck!


AWESOME


Ohh...this is my favourite part of the story...


cut to:


124 INT.
CASTLE - DAY


SHAW walks in with coffee for Sarah.


shaw


Here you go Sarah...just the way you like it, and with the
swizzle stick you always chew on when you're nervous.


Sarah takes the coffee, rolls her eyes and says
nothing. She takes the swizzle stick and throws it into the garbage pail.


Shaw walks over to Casey with a coffee.


shaw


Didn't forget about you Casey.


casey


Thanks. Black. Just the way I like it. And
here's yours.


Casey hands Shaw a cup of coffee.


shaw


No thanks...I already have mine.


CASEY


I would be offended if you didn't drink this. I need to
pay you back for your kindness.


SHAW


Casey, you're a hard bargainer.


Shaw puts down his coffee, takes the cup from Casey and
drinks it all.


Casey grunts mischeivously.


cut to:


125 ext.
resort - day


Sarah and Shaw intercept Awesome by the pool.


awesome


How could you do this? I had just reclaimed my
awesomeness!


shaw


Just wanted to make sure you're safe.


Awesome thinks for a minute.


AWESOME


Can we talk at the bar?


SARAH


Sure.


Awesome takes them to the bar. He gets 3 drinks and
passes a specific drink to Shaw.


awesome


I shouldn't have been so ungrateful. Here's to thank you.


SARAH


Thanks Devon.


Shaw drinks a little.


SHAW


Don't worry Devon.  I'll keep things on the down low.


AWESOME


I know you will.


Awesome just smiles at Shaw.


Cut to:


125 INT.
HOTEL CIPRIANI, VENICE - NIGHT 4


CHUCK


I thought back then you didn't want anything to do with my
spy life?!


AWESOME


What does that have to with spying?  Sorry I hung up on
you bro, I overreacted.


SARAH


I can't believe you all took matters into your own hands
without talking to me first.  But...thank you.


Sarah smiles and waits a beat.


SARAH


Find Hannah's murderer yet?


Roan


That warehouse was CIA.  So was Grant.


CASEY


So we're pretty sure it's Decker.  You two just relax
for a couple of weeks.  We'll talk more when you get back to Burbank.


The laptop screen switches off.


Sarah puts her arms around Chuck.


SARAH


Don't worry.  We'll get them for murdering Hannah.
 Right now let's just relax in the jacuzzi.


Sarah gets up and goes offscreen.


Soon we hear water pouring.  Then the sound of the
jacuzzi jets.


SARAH


Honey hurry up!  I'm getting lonely without you.


Chuck gets up and runs offscreen while undressing.


We hear Chuck step into the jacuzzi.


CHUCK


Whoa...kinda cool...can't we use hot water?


SARAH


No...remember...Ellie said no hot baths or showers...so let's
get close and start moving to warm things up.


Cut to:


127 INT.
HOTEL CIPRIANI, VENICE - Day 4


Sarah lies in bed, smiling, sleeping, at peace in the
afterglow of love.


Chuck enters the picture, wearing only a bath robe, and
carrying a breakfast tray with covered meals on it. He puts it over Sarah
and kisses her gently on the cheek.


Sarah stirs.


CHUCK


Good morning.


Sarah moans but refuses to open her eyes.


SARAH


Morning.


CHUCK


Happy Valentine's Day!


Sarah yawns.


SARAH


It is?


CHUCK


It is. I got you your favourite breakfast...raspberry
danish...along with steak and scrambled eggs...


Sarah's eyes are still closed.


SARAH


You are the most amazing husband in the world.


Chuck just grins.


SARAH


I mean it...I mean...I can still feel you.


CHUCK


Of course you can...you're holding on to me.


SARAH


No...really...I can still feel you...in me.


Chuck's eyes widen with pride and realization.


CHUCK


Well...I'll take that as a compliment.


SARAH


It was a compliment...


CHUCK


I'll leave breakfast here and get changed to join you.


SARAH


Don't you dare get dressed. Let me savour the feeling a
little more...then we can have breakfast in bed together.


Chuck smiles, steps off camera, throws his robe onto the bed
(on camera), then climbs into bed with Sarah (off camera).


Chuck and Sarah kiss.


As Chuck starts to chow down on his breakfast, Sarah reaches
across, grabs a digital thermometer on her bed stand, and takes her
temperature. Sarah marks the temperature in her iPhone which gives her
feedback:


Temp lower today.


cut to:


128 INT.
HOTEL CIPRIANI, VENICE - DAY 4


Chuck and Sarah are done eating.


Gone is the breakfast tray and food. Sarah is fully
clothed in fully covering silk pajamas, with her legs resting against the
headboard and wall, her lower back on a pillow, and the rest of her lying on
the bed.


Someone knocks on the door.


CHUCK


I'll get it.


Chuck takes the dirty dishes and puts them beside the
door. He opens the door:


It's Rosa Klebb.


klebb


Room service.


CHUCK


The dirty dishes are there.


Chuck turns around and smiles at his wife.


The camera shows us the view from Sarah's
eyes. Everything is upside down.


Back to regular view:


Klebb picks up a plate and looks over her shoulder at
Chuck. His back is turned. Klebb clicks her shoes together and 2
spikes portrude from the front of each shoe. She moves towards Chuck.


SARAH


Chuck! Behind you!


Chuck turns around as Klebb kicks at him...he dodges it just
in time.


Chuck grabs a fork and starts using it to fight with Klebb.


Klebb does a roundhouse kick at Chuck but misses, and gets
one shoe stuck in the wall.


Sarah quickly draws a knife from under the bed and tosses it,
impaling Klebb in the neck, who dies.


CHUCK


Thanks honey.


SARAH


Happy Valentine's Day.


CHUCK


Now I have to get you an even bigger Valentine's gift.


SARAH


Just hurry up and get the police to clean this up so you can
get back into bed, alright?


cut to:


129 EXT.
ostaria boccadoro, venice - day 4


Chuck and Sarah sit outside the restaurant in the small
square that contains it, protected by the sun by a tent canopy extending in
front of the restaurant.


SARAH


Wow...the raw seafood was excellent...this has got to be the
best Italian food I've ever had...how did you find this place?


CHUCK


While Awesome was shopping for me at Louis Vuitton in
Istanbul I read some of their travel guides. The one on Venice recommended
this place.


SARAH


So...did you tell Casey what the police found on Rosa Klebb's
body?


CHUCK


Yup...Casey took care of it already.


cut to:


130 INT.
CIA OFFICE - night 5


Decker opens an envelope marked priority express same day
delivery on his desk.


A photo falls out of it.


Decker picks up the photo and we see it is a picture of
Hannah.


Decker looks suspiciously at the photo, and turns it
around. On the back, a sentence has been taped on using cut out letters of
different sizes from magazines:


We will not forget.